#anona

[ririwithrice]

Im going to riri and possibly rice too

you wouldn’t dare

[halfbaked00q]

do you think james would like pokemon

sadly I feel like the answer would be no. I just do not think he would understand the appeal.

-I was about to also say "sadly I do not think he has the soul of a gamer" but then I remembered that PSP Daniel Craig is canon and also canon to me re: Bond. so he has to play SOME games...

but hm. still. I'm not sure that pokemon would be his jam.

okay I don't know. much. as in.. anything, lmao.. about digimon. But. perhaps Bond would be more of a digimon guy than pokemon.

I also know nothing about Final Fantasy but purely based on what little I know of it (nothing, just the Vibes), maybe Bond would be into Final Fantasy. Maybe the Zelda games too - the only Zelda game I know is what I vaguely have seen of BotW. It DOES amuse me to think about Bond playing BotW on his little handheld device sitting off to the side in Mallory's office in some meeting or other, though -- following my thing of (can't remember if this made it out of the metaphoric focus group into metaphoric theaters, but basically it's) Q and some other guy (idk, MI5 ppl?? MP's??) in a meeting in Mallory's office. and then the other guy is like. um. excuse me. but who tf is THAT? and it's Bond sitting off to the side with his cat ear headphones (this touch purely for MY amusement), his snackies and juice pouch (provided by Q before the meeting started), and PSP. whom this guy watched the Quartermaster settle before the meeting started.

I do feel like Q might be more of a pokemon guy. And he would take it fairly Seriously. I think Bond maybe doesn't "get" it, and maybe is a bit "you like pokemon, right?" about pokemon-related gifts he buys Q, lol. Like. uh YES of COURSE the giant life-size Snorlax is for Q. and NOT because Bond thought it would be fun, in and of itself, and also to sit/lean against. that kinda thing, lol. (The cats would also love it, too, I think. It'd be like uhh the guy with the cats Kurt & Gary and the giant dinosaur "cat tree" he got.)

[hadalplumes]

what are these rumours of you shipping maomao and kevin??? choose your next words wisely.

wordcount: 239 Tags: Forbidden love, no monologue, longing. True Love, straight pride

Maomao doesn't believe in superstition. She doesn't believe in gods, spirits, or immortals with the power to turn back time.

She likes to think herself better than the people who'd allow themselves to get swept up in useless acts of worship; sometimes throwing away their health and prized positions; opting to leave food at an altar instead of into their starved stomachs.

But even Maomao will admit, she feels... something.

She doesn't tell her sisters, they'd think she's speaking of some brothel regular.

Her dad... she fears he'd come to worry for her, which she wouldn't forgive herself for at this age.

So Maomao keeps her secret, content in the knowledge that her every word, her every move, is translated into the tangible realm not out of her own free will, but with his help.

She knows he's real because the soft breeze feels like fingertips affectionately ruffling her hair. The passing cloud is a caring hand, shielding her eyes from the blazing sun.

At times Maomao can trust she's fully alone, she lets herself go; bringing her small fingertips, roughened by a life that had made her so humble, and dares to whisper a name the comes to mind. Throat catching around the 'k' and elongating the long 'n' struggling about around the middle sound, oh so foreign to her.

No one would believe her.

But Maomao knows what love is; she knows it exists because she feels it...

[ispyspookymansion]

wait murder roadtrip is for the chucky franchise? i thought it was for saw?

murder roadtrip is chucky! mr2eb also. keyverse or insawdious or sotl would be saw. sorry for saying words so much btw

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

im the happiest fucker on earth THANK you for this update i can feel lightning in my VEINS

Which update. 👀

Be specific, baby, I’ve been very busy. 😏

[osplanetasdasabelhas]

Anona on a Japanese Plate

photo cjmn

[samdyke]

I just had to go find it. I didn’t read any of it cause I really don’t wanna but the summary is pretty spot on to what you mentioned.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1917300/chapters/4137429

additional tags: Gay

WAIT HOLD ON i read like the first paragraph this is straight up just the book. oh my god i hope the whole thing is essentially just find and replace.

[marshmallowprotection]

me + Saeran = chapped lips solidarity

At least you can share lip gloss. I think he likes strawberry palm.