Roman and Virgil playing Swamp Simulator
Roman: *controlling the character*
Virgil: That's Shrek's hut! Shrek, your hut's on fire.
Roman: Why is it? *enters the cottage* Why??
Virgil: Shrek are you ther- Donkey?!
Roman: Shrek!
Virgil: We need to save him? Save him! Quickly!!
Roman: Oh... Oh my God! We too-
Virgil: *screams bloody murder* NOOO-HO-HO-HOOOOO!!!
Roman: *covers mouth and laughs*
Virgil: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Roman: Our neighbors are literally gonna call the police. *chuckles*
Virgil: Donkey! I love youuu!!
Roman: Donkey no!
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