#anonymous client

[cholerascum]

and 10!!!!!!!!!!! we did it reddit!!! this one was for an anonymous user.

if you wanna commission me, ya can! just as long as you have cashapp or venmo!

i could certainly use the help!

[detective-march]

so i noticed that youre taking requests for ryland grace. what about a fic where fem!reader had survived with grace, and he ended up being super protective and clingy. no problems if not, but i felt it intrigued me. thanks if you do it!

Hi dear client! This kind of took a life of its own and may not be exactly what you were thinking, but it is something!!!

thank you for requesting, it deff motivated me and sparked my muse.

[acometscalamity]

What do you think of your siblings?

i really like my sibling!! Comet's really cool and smart and funny!! they give me cool things like a carved penguin and a spoon!!

[nazrigar]

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[cholerascum]

this was a commission for an anonymous client.

if YOU wanna commission me, you can! if you have cashapp or venmo!

[detective-march]

how about a teaser for your soulmate au 😛

Dear client,

You've caught me at a good moment since a friend is looking over my very rough draft for me and I'm mulling over where the story should go in some places. We are at 5k+ words though, so I am feeling pretty good and absolutely stayed up way too long writing this last night.

Anyways, meet my angsty soulmate au Ryland under the cut (still debating title).

[Video Log]

Hello, my name is Ryland Grace and umm I’m your soulmate, believe it or not. I’m going to assume that if you’re getting this message, it's because someone has talked to you and explained the... utter insanity of my situation. I'll still give you the quick rundown for my own sake. So, I happened to become the baby daddy of astrophage, helped get a mission going to save the planet, and uhm ended up going on that mission against my will. 

Suffice to say, I'm not really ideal relationship material at the moment.

It’s been a rough few weeks–definitely not anything I had in my five-year plan–but my memories have started coming back at least.

Unfortunately, I don't have any memories of you because we never got the chance to meet. We never will... God, I wish I had memories of you. 

Sometimes when I dream though, I know it's of you, I can feel it, but I never see your face, just this… sense of overwhelming love. Then I wake up and I'm trapped in a fudging metal box again. But it keeps me going even when I’m devastated at the realization that I’ll never get to see you which feels like all of the time.

I’m sorry about that by the way? The words 'I'm sorry' can't even begin to cover how... apologetic and guilty I feel about that. You’re probably so disappointed right now. I mean I’ve disappointed a lot of people in my life… Uhm, you’ll find out that I had interesting theories about water and life that I ironically helped disprove, but I never thought you would be someone I’d disappoint. 

You'll give me some grace though, right? You’re my soulmate, after all, you’re hard wired to love me.

[acometscalamity]

have you considered that you’re not god and it’s not your job to decide what actions have what consequences?

Oh, I'm sorry, Anonymous Dear, I had no idea you knew every little detail of my life and my family. Have you ever considered that maybe you shouldn't make any assumptions about a family that you don't know? How about being stuck in a form that physically pains you to be in for too long because everything you ever knew has been blown to bits? What about being responsible for the family business, two ruffians, one who wanted to take the trade of a trickster, and one who can't even make a plant that can sustain itself for longer than a day? What about upholding family rules and traditions?! Do you think you know all about my family?! Do you!? I will find your name and see how far I can push you before you break out of any sort of compulsion that I place on you, and you will reap what you sow.

[acometscalamity]

What is the most impressive thing you know how to do?

It depends on who you ask. To some, the most impressive thing is becoming a beast that looks like a hound, to others it would be having a human form. However, my highest achievement is my spellbook. I handmade it, enchanted it as much as possible, and it only responds to me. I never run out of pages, either.