The League Of Villains Updates
*Before Kamino and stuffs*
All For One, talking on a phone to Shigaraki: So, how is everything going there?
Shigaraki, on the phone in a separate room from the others: It’s fine.
All For One: Really? I’m glad. What’s happening so far?
Shigaraki:
~Earlier in the day~
Toga, slamming door open: Where the hell is my Wednesday blade?!
Dabi, looking up: You’re what?
Toga: My Wednesday blade, you ignorant freak.
Spinner: We don’t frigging know! Chill out! Is that time of that month?
Toga: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!
Magne: Mr. Compress used it for a magic trick.
Toga: Where is it, then?
Mr. Compress: It was for a disappearing act.
Spinner: See? All good. Just give it back to her.
Mr. Compress: That’s the thing. I can’t.
Dabi: And why not?
Mr. Compress: I’m still working on bringing it back.
Toga:
Dabi:
Spinner:
Magne:
Kurogiri: Alright, everyone, let’s just calm down-
Toga, flying at Mr. Compress: THAT WAS MY WEDNESDAY BLADE, ASSHOLE!!!
Mr. Compress, screeching: DABI SAID IT WAS OKAY!!!!!!
Dabi: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DRAGGING ME INTO YOUR SHIT?!
Spinner: I JUST CAME DOWN FOR A BOWL OF CEREAL, IT’S ONLY 8 IN THE MORNING!!
Magne: *hiding in a corner while watching Toga attack a defenseless Mr. Compress and Dabi with her shoes*
Toga: I’M GOING TO DESTROY YOUR AMAZON SHIPMENT OF MAGIC CARDS NEXT WEEK!!
Mr. Compress, still running for his life: YOU WOULDN’T DARE!!
Dabi: Get off me, woman!!
Kurogiri: DO I NEED TO SET UP A TIME-OUT??
*screeches and the sounds of violent scuffles can still be heard as Shigaraki runs out of the room to avoid flying shoes and beer bottles*
~
All For One: Well?
Shigaraki: Nothing.
