May 9, 2023
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Sakura: Ino is the definition of the stereotype 'dumb blonde'. How oblivious can somebody be to others' feelings?!
Sasuke: Excuse me, but have you MET Naruto?
Sasuke, clapping Ino and Sakura on the back: Good job today, gays!
Ino: D - don't you mean guys?!
Sakura: B - but Sasuke-kun, w - we like -
Sasuke: Each other. Yes, very well and good. Now go do whatever it is that useless lesbians do while I try to score a date with Naruto.
Sasuke: I have never met anybody as stupid as you.
Naruto: ...wow, that's hurtful.
Sasuke: Hey, I never said I didn't want to marry you.
Sasuke: That lip balm looks good on your lips.
Naruto: Uh... thanks?
Sasuke: You know what else would look good on your lips?
Naruto: What?
Sasuke: My lips.
Naruto: *wheezes*
Itachi: My little brother is such an idiot.
Someone else: Sasuke is so stupid -
Itachi: Shut the FUCK up or I will shove my arm into your chest, rip out your lungs and stuff them down your throat, then watch as you choke and gag on your own blood.