#answering emails...

[tiredofficeworker-suitedanomaly]

Half an hour passes and Wade is knocking on the door.

Come in. Mind the cats...

I'm making Surf and Turf with potatoes, liquor's in the cabinet in the living room.

[tiredofficeworker-suitedanomaly]

Good news is Norman is finally Normal!

... Hah... Ahaha. I don't give a fuck.

I still want that son of a bitch's head severed and given to me on a pike, green or not. I want him dead. He doesn't get no fucking redemption arc here, he's getting death.

[tiredofficeworker-suitedanomaly]

Please stay friends with Wade. I'm sorry but if you do end up in a relationship it's gonna be so toxic. I'm sorry king I love you and him but he can't survive another breakup 🙏🙏🙏

I have no plans on dating him, but also kinda weird of you to act like the man can't do his own thing.

[tiredofficeworker-suitedanomaly]

Damn who are you 😏

A man at his fucking limit. His wits end. Last goddamn straw.

[tiredofficeworker-suitedanomaly]

Here! This is what you need...

Désir, rouillé, dix-sept, aube, fourneau, neuf, bénin, retour au foyer, un, wagon de marchandises

@lyraqu1nn

This looks like things you would have to describe in Scattergories... And this is going to...?

[tiredofficeworker-suitedanomaly]

Moth noises

@mothiebean

Get the hell away from me.

[tiredofficeworker-suitedanomaly]

HEY HEY HEY HEY ADHAM ADHAM ADHAM

WANNA GO DANCING NOT IN A DATE WAY

Hey have you tried a monster?

@mothiebean

Once. And I see that you have also tried one.

[tiredofficeworker-suitedanomaly]

She knocked at his door. She put on a long cardigan to hide her wings, she stole one of Lyra's dresses from her wardrobe. A knee-length sparkly black one. She ran a hand over her face.

What was she even doing here? This was breaking the deal they made.

She looked up as he opened the door. "Hi..."

@mothiebean

Hey. Come on in. Food's almost ready.