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“I’m gonna take the opportunity to pretend I’m speaking for everybody, whilst actually taking all the credit for myself.”

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My favorite thing about them: “Well, it’d be too shallow of me to say her looks, despite them being nice. But she’s

My least favorite thing about them: “Isn’t that kind of an awful question to ask? Yeah, I’m gonna, y’know, not answer that.”

Do I find them attractive? “Well, yeah. In the ‘pretty’ girl way, not the sleazy way.”

Are we friends? “About as much as two strangers at a coffee shop could really be. So, yes, maybe? Maybe ask her. I’m not all that great with defining relationships.”

Would I date them? “Wow, these questions really get invasive super fast. Uh, I guess, at the right time?”

Would I marry them? “—Troubling. I feel cornered.”

Would I have children with them? “———Can we have some different questions, please?”

Would I die for them? “Uh, wow, uh — morbid. Um. We hardly know each other, wouldn’t that be kinda dumb? I mean, I like to think I’m a good guy, but — I’m no Romeo.”

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My favorite thing about them: “Smart. Brainy girls are hot — sometimes, anyway. Plus, she knows me. Can’t get any better than that.”

My least favorite thing about them: “Studying. Insert huge shudder here.”

Do I find them attractive? “Yup.”

Are we friends? “Obviously.”

Would I date them? “As great as I’m sure that’d be, I’m sure I don’t have the mental capacity required to sustain her intelligent conversation. Don’t know much more than E=MC2, unfortunately. Whatcanyado.”

Would I marry them? “Eh — if I was drunk in Vegas, maybe. Not the biggest on marriage under normal circumstance, it has to have a little flair.”

Would I have children with them? “Nah, she’d go off and become a freaking doctor or something and I’d be a constantly-stuck-at-home house-husband. I’d prefer to keep a little bit of my manhood going into my later years.”

Would I die for them? “Maybe, on a good day. Or, in the same circumstance as the whole wedding thing — apply some alcohol and set me up in Vegas, and we’ll see.”