heres a story bout me slowly turnin into a anthropomorphic sheep & becomin mentally more honest & less cerebral becuz im a sheep
so like i wuld wake up tomorro with 2 bumps on my head, causing a headache, and i think somthin is wrong with my throat becuz my vowels keep trilling.
then my pubic hair & armpit hair begins to turn white. and i notice that i spent 30 minutes playing with a simple plushy in the living room without noticing.
then my nose & cheeks begin to swell. and im like "i think i got bit by a bee or somthin".
then i see online a video trailer for a new pokemon movie and i get so so excited about it that my support roommate is a bit confused "i didnt think u were that into pokemon" im like "BUT ITS A NEW MOVIE!!!!!! movie!!!!!!!! movie movie movie!!!!!!!"
then my bumps on my head begin to turn greyish brownish white and i start eating way more vegetables than normal.
than my vision starts to blur at the top & bottom but get better at the sides. and my fingernails are getting very hard to trim. my long distance girlfriend starts to wonder if im ok. i tell her i luv her soooooo much.
then i see a spider and i cry for 2 hours. my supportiv roommate is surprised. while hes helpin me, he notices a lump on my lower back right at the base of my spine.
i go to the mall with my mumm and my mumm is surprised at how much im buying. any salespitch seems to win me over. shes also like "honey u look different! i hadnt seen u for a while. i think we need to take u to a doctor"
i go to the doctor. at the waiting room theyre like "we're gonna skip u ahead to our first available appointment becuz that seems urgent". im just smiling obliviously
the doctors like "huh..... is this a prank? am i on PUNK'D?" i go "baaaaahhhh!!!!! ....srry." theres a long silence. the doctors like "i think we're gonn need to contact a more experienced medical team"
three days later theres a team of doctors giving me tests and feeding me lettuce to keep me compliant. "oh more lettuce? thaaaaahhnk you" im just happy to have food & to be safely surrounded by a _herd._ everybody else (especially my family & friends) is incredibly concerned but i dont notice.
they determine it was an incredibly aggressive retrovirus. it overpowered my cells and gave them sheep dna. but my immune system is finally fighting it off.
i go back to living at my supportive living house but now we have a government sponsored care team and offers to be part of a mass media project coming in every few months. but im kinda really unaware of all that. im just happy to watch tv and eat lettuce and go for walks.
