#anti-coffee

[kyliafanfiction]

New Disk Hourse: Problematic characters are significantly more likely to be coffee drinkers. Because reasons.

[hotchocolateandpillowforts]

I can already tell that today’s gonna be a rough one. I had really bad insomnia last night and didn’t fall asleep until after 2 a.m. And between 2 and 7 a.m. I got a total of about 4 hours of sleep. Times like these I wish I could drink and enjoy coffee.

[kyliaquilor]

I need them to find a way to make a teabag that makes a cup of tea that has as much caffeine as a cup of coffee. I’m jealous of how much caffeine coffee drinkers get with their cups of toxic bitter acid.

[cupidshatchet]

you'll know i'm comfortable with you once i've told you why i don't believe in starbucks

[kyliaquilor-archive]

Reasons why Tea is superior to Coffee:

There’s no way to turn an order of tea into a fucking novel the way a coffee order can be.

[kyliafanfiction-archive]

If you drink pure black coffee with nothing in it, yeah, I can't stand it. Throw in some milk or flavored creamer, sugar, occasional vanilla or chocolate syrup, and it's not half bad. Also I usually add alcohol to mine occasionally, especially when I know I'm about to take it from behind at work. Fuck work, just fuck it all in the ass and damn it all to hell.

Creamer and sugar still doesn’t make it any good, unfortunately. Not for me anyway. And if I have to start buying syrup to add to it, seems a little bit of a waste of my money when I could just stick with tea. Or I *could* if McDonalds sold tea, or there was a starbucks or something instead of a McDonalds next to my bus stop.

[kyliafanfiction-archive]

They say Coffee is an acquired taste. My response? Why would anyone want to acquire it? Tis so disgusting.

[little2loud4thelibrarycrowd]

Quotes about not drinking coffee

I tried to find quotes about not drinking coffee or not liking coffee because I don't like it. Coffee drinkers are always trying to tell me that I don't like coffee because  I don't drink it. And once I start drinking coffee then I wont be able to live without it. In a way I feel like that is something that cocaine dealers would say to someone. But here is the thing, I can't get past my dislike for the taste, smell  (it smells like manure to me) and coffee breath. Yuck! But here is the thing, people seem to like coffee. Worship it even. which means that the only semi-anti-coffee quotes I could find were more social commentary.

Here is the first:

“It's just like when you've got some coffee that's too black, which means it's too strong. What do you do? You integrate it with cream, you make it weak. But if you pour too much cream in it, you won't even know you ever had coffee. It used to be hot, it becomes cool. It used to be strong, it becomes weak. It used to wake you up, now it puts you to sleep.” ― Malcolm X

So this one is more anti-lattes and cultural/racial mingling. So really... soo.. if anyone can find me a less political quote that would be great.