It's a fab day to remember that Vision...
Has less personality than a toaster, which will at least startle you once in a while
Has the powers of a god, yet is so boring that even his own teammates forget he exists during fights he could end in a nanosecond
Took up a slot on Team Iron Man, while Falcon, Ant-Man, Scarlet Witch, and Bucky all.had to suck Stu's star spangled dick for the whole movie
Also probably triggered PTSD for Falcon, whose wingman died in a similar fashion as Rhodey's injury
Wears boots and a cape with a godamn unitard
That's colored like a discount citrus soda can
And Viz himself is the color and texture of a spleen
When the man you paralyzed doesn't notice you entering the room despite the above appearance, you have failed to be an interesting character
And THIS is the other half of Wanda's love story and TV series, while Bucky and Loki never exchange dialogue with her and are kept in completely separate shows
Said "we don't trade lives!" right after killing a dude to save a teammate's life
Said teammate was Steve Rogers; Viz didn't learn heroic hypocrisy from nowhere.
Wanted to abandon his post and run away with Wanda.....who, granted, was working for Stu...and as previously stated, the Iron Bunch don't exactly miss Vision when he's gone, so...........subtract two sins from the list I guess.
A telepath in love with a living Mind Stone could've been fascinating, but that aspect wasn't touched on
Instead we got lines like "I think we should've stayed in bed."
Looks at Bruce like he's stupid when Shuri asks "why didn't you just try this technobabble?" as if he himself doesn't have all the knowledge of Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Jarvis, and the Mind Stone
This tool is so boring HE forgets about his own stupid existence
Is here instead of Jarvis