Sailor's Beware
Sailor's Beware, Hardy is the 1st Mate of a cruise and Stan is the taxi driver. Two occupations that don't match but somehow they get on a boat together.
Stan is a taxi driver and drops off a woman who is a jewelry thief with her midget husband who pretends to be a baby in a stroller the whole time. She doesn't pay him his money and he waits for her to come back to pay only to have him and the car he drove picked up by the boat crane and set in the cargo. Once the staff finds him they claim he's a stowaway and must work for them.
And oh how Stan goes about to destroy everyone and everything. Hardy has to keep an eye on him to be sure Stan doesn't run away but in this short Hardy is a womanizer much to Stan's disapproval.
He then goes to serve food and drink to the small thief still dressed in baby clothes and he thinks it is a baby. He plays dice with the 'baby' only to have all his money taken. Once Stan finds out the dice was loaded he wants his money back and attacks the 'baby' until the wife comes back. To which Hardy comes in only for Stan to act out.
He then goes to the pool area and gets mad and starts pushing people.
He gets Hardy in trouble and goes to the casino to help the lady and her 'baby' by pushing him down the stairs into the wall.
Stan then sees she is cheating at cards and helps the other women win against her. The 'baby' at the same time is stealing jewelry and money from the purses of the other women and putting it into a teddy bear.
While picking a fight with the 'baby' again Stan steals the teddy bear and throws it into the an exhausted pipe on the boat causing the man to follow the bear. Getting Stan in trouble with Hardy. Which he has to give the 'baby' a bath. A struggle goes down and Stan discovers the stolen items in the bear and runs down to the main area to tell everyone.
Hardy tries to take the credit also and he gets into a fight with the 'baby' while Stan gets into a fight with another man because he just wants to get off the boat.