#anticarbonfreeze

[rebelprincessleia]

@anticarbonfreeze

“Han! Could you get in here and help me with the baby?”

[jundlcndwastesmoved1]

Merry Christmas @rebelprincessleia & @anticarbonfreeze

[wontfailyouarchive]

anticarbonfreeze said: [ hE’S GONNA TRY HIS BEST. BUT HE LITERALLY TRIED HOT WIRING A DOOR LIKE A FEW HOURS PRIOR AND IT BACKFIRED SO. GOOD LUCK, LUKE. ]

idk why but this made me think of the end of Scary Movie 

“STAB ME” “WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT NO” 

instead it’ll be

“ok you can fix it” “WAIT WAIT WIATWIAT IWAIT ok  oK O K go. I MEAN WAIT” “KID DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS OR NOT” “HAN THIS IS MY HAND”

[wontfailyouarchive]

stares at anticarbonfreeze rep

luke’s hand is gonna be so fucked.

[lxmberjack]

//: anticarbonfreeze .

                  “OKAY. I’m REALLY not the expert here, but isn’t a PARSEC a unit of DISTANCE? Not TIME?”

[kissykissymisspiggy]

//all of my threads w/ amanda: a summary.

piggy thinks han is harrison ford coming to be the special guest star on the muppet show

han obviously is not harrison ford

MASS CONFUSION

[ofrelations-blog]

anticarbonfreeze

“Why, Captain Solo! Princess Leia has been looking all over for you. Shall I notify her that you’ve returned?”