Don't be such a jerk...
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From: Mistress M BBW Personal Affairs Ad-Partner [email protected]
Original Email:
Can you please not be a picky jerk.
Listen, we know a LOT of women that are seeking a man to have intimate encounters with.
But you do not have to be a picky jerk.
Just be cool and start talking to these women no matter what they look like.
They are not ugly, but do not pass on a date with these ladies just because they are not as hot as you would like them to be.
See what they look like!
All of these ladies are really nice, and very sexual. So keep that in mind please.
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My response:
Dear Mistress M BBW Personal Affairs Ad Partner,
Thank you for taking the time to write to me. I Googled what BBW stands for, and I don’t appreciate it. The term, of course, not the....ugh nevermind.
I resent the fact that you assume my hesitance to “see what they look like” as being a “picky jerk.” I am a jerk and awfully picky, just ask my wife and family, but NOT because I don’t want to engage in your very strange and combative web service. Didn’t you ever hear that you catch more flies with honey?
Also, I appreciate your suggestion to “just be cool” and start talking to these women despite their less than desirable qualities. Good for you for not letting a person’s physical appearance detract from your seedy sex scamming world philosophy!
Anyways, while I appreciate the invitation to talk with your non-ugly, but not hot lady friend clients, I am afraid I must pass.
Also, what is going on in Anguilla? I googled your company and also found that you peddle in “local hot moms” AND “crazy sexy dynamos”. I think I’ll just steer clear thank you very much.
Cheers!
-Fox