#antimalia

[bhadpodcast]

(BHAD Teen Wolf Podcast) - Did I post this? I don’t think I did, my bad!  

In Which Sticky, Philip, and Cole discuss their favorite messy, cute, and dirty fics.

Also, the first 20 minutes are hating hardcore on SMS/Malia/Stalia, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, DON'T @ ME!

Full Fanfic Cast List with summary and links https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yYB7aSdi9m-5P_xttPc050te5Z8zGiBNyPZJrkfXBSk

1.Prized - nameloc_ar_115   2.the new stilinski family - DangerousLiaisons   3.Deflowered - nameloc_ar_115   4.One Up! - FiccinDylan   5.In Good Hands - Always_Bottom_Derek   6.Always_Bottom_Derek 7.HurtStiles 8.How Do You Want Me? - HurtStiles   9.Bastard - Jewelz   10.Anthracite - LupusScintilla (inkandblade)   11.pan_dora 12.Let Me Run Away With You - Whispering_Sumire   13.In Plain Sight - halcyon1993   14.halcyon1993 15.Not Your Typical Alpha - halcyon1993   16.Dirtcore Dreams 17.Let Me Break You In - halcyon1993   18.Said Sleeping Beauty To The Big Bad Wolf - Whispering_Sumire   19.Break the Walls - Green   20.Together Again - Firebull   21.Goldilocks and the Three Hales - ColetheWolf   22.Family Tradition - Inell   23.Chastity - Udunie   24.Room 27 - Udunie   25.Papa Hale - lavenderlotion   26.Starts With "F", End with "U" – RemainNameless Dropbox 27.Ruin Me (Take Me Down) - xLostDreamsx   28.Not Gay. Guy on Guy. - TamerOfPickles 29.Professional Misconduct - Calico, Habernero   30.Truckers Verse - 3rdgenderfromthesun 31.The Man That Ruined Him - kestra_troi   32.Keep On the Sunny Side - GiggleSnortBangDead   33.darling i've waited to greet you - Sporks   34.The Invisible Boy Everyone Saw - Notsalony   35.Sometimes they cheat - Notsalony   36.The Exchange - Notsalony, xxxAthaelaxxx   37.Karma's a bitch - fallingoverfeelz   38.How to Be a Teenager - inatshej   39.Victory Rush - Boy_On_Strings   40.Wicked Mouths - Boy_On_Strings   41.night calls - colferstilinski   42.Constantly on the Cusp - alisvolatpropiis   43.No Homo - orphan_account   44.I Take What I Want - ItsKindOfABadHabit   45.Accept What You Are - The_Unnatural_Disaster (havent_got_a_clue)   46.Sugar - milkysterek   47.Do You Like Grilled Cheese? - FiccinDylan 48.Blues Traveler - FiccinDylan - Weird City (TV) 49.Wolfworld - Sybrant   50.à la folie - pan_dora   51.Cheating Derek Series - Always_Bottom_Derek, Benn_Xavier, IcyCryos 52.Benn_Xavier 53.My Little Omega - M_L_Davis   54.Alpha Apothecary - Dirtcore Dreams (NakedEye)   55.A Deal With The Devil - leaderofthepack 56.His Wolves - HakeberHooligan   57.Emphasis on 'Stepfather' - ColetheWolf   58.DILF - twentysomething 59.Baking My Way Into Your Heart - theSilence   60.Fly a Little Faster - mirrorkill   61.Neckz 'n' Throats 62.Steel Blue: A Fractured Fairy Tale - FiccinDylan   63.DevilDoll 64.eeyore9990 - Works 65.Virtue and Vice - Boy_On_Strings   66.(Not A) Cam Boy - PastafarianAlpaca   67.That I See You - FiccinDylan   68.The Auction - Always_Bottom_Derek, Benn_Xavier   69.Not So Harmless Flirting - Rivulet027   70.Am Not a Dirty God (I Don't Have a Dirty Body) - Dirtcore Dreams (NakedEye) 71.Never a Hardship - Julibean19   72.Alpha Pussy - pulse268   73.Peter & Pollen - GravityDidIt

[tetheredbanshee]

You don't like Malia either?

nope. I more just don’t care about her than don’t like her, but I know people love her and thats cool. I don’t have a problem with that. If you’re curious as to why… these resources can explain better than me (x, x, x, x). 

sorry for my late response :)

[lolstalia]

You know what’s STILL a fucking joke? 

Stalia

[kanekicure]

Whenever someone hates on Malia I hit the unfollow button faster than the goddamn speed of light

Anti Malia = Anti you.

[lolstalia]

looking at your descrip. reminded me of my first experience with coyotes when i was hiking with a group of 5 at night. we heard them surrounding us and lemme tell you something: we were not intimidated at all! they sound absolutely pathetic!! it so reminds me of all that talk jeff spits about how great malia is but in reality she is pathetic and so not intimidating and laughable, they both are. well my pals & i made it down the mountain but i won't ever forget that hilarious experience.

Coyotes are a fucking nuisance and that’s it. They are vermin that feed on tiny animals (like house cats) and nothing more. I don’t get why Jeff hypes the whole coyote thing up as some big, badass thing. Personally, I still can’t hear ‘werecoyote’ without laughing because it just sounds so fucking stupid. It’s not cool, it’s stupid and embarrassing.

[lolstalia]

Seeing posts about the pack mourning Allison's death that include Malia

what the actual fuck WHY? Why do you have to drag her into that too? Come on, she didn't even know Allison  she doesn't even care about the people she does know. Why would she be sad over Allison?

[lolstalia]

Just watched a Geico commercial and saw this guy:

is it just me or is that Mr. Tate?

You know what that means, he disappeared in the show because he actually ran off to the zoo because the animals there are still more civilized than his daughter.

[lolstalia]

lol again with people butting onto my posts to whine about how Stalia is perf and cute. and again with the  oh so expected 'YOURE JUST BUTTHURT BECAUSE MY SHIP IS CANON"

sweetheart, don't flatter yourself. it's the same old immature 'nanana my ship is canon neener neener' bullshit. and I've seen a few off-hand 'oh I bet I know what you ship that makes you hate it'. (let me guess you fuckheads think I want Stiles riding  Derek's dick) News flash: Skittles/Sciles is my fave

*kanye shrug*

Maybe I hate the ship because it completely fucking ruined a decent show.