#bitch.

[akiwidarling]

when you read a fic with y/n and she say she not into the buff 6'4" tall DADDY who's rich, kind, loyal and obsessed with her:

[guinevere-loves-chrysanthemums]

guys. Anatole smiled. A reflection of that base and cringing smile which Pierre knew so well in his wife. Revolted him.

[hon3ymo0n]

🎤 *taps mic and clears throat ready to be judged by the audience*

A few days ago I was reflecting on what could be coming next for the fandom and more specifically for people who support Jikook, and I have a more in depth post about it in mind, but somehow my wondering stopped on the hypothesis of an ideal world where, if real, Jimin and Jungkook actually decide to confirm or announce that they’re romantically involved.

Funnily enough, I realized that my impulse would lead me to become extremely unbearable on this platform [details have been redacted]. I then implicitly swore to myself that, considering how normal we act about hickey gate, rosebowl, enlistment, AYS and all that, the most adult and coherent reaction would be a polite “congrats” followed by essays on the beauty of queer relationships and Jikook’s above it all.

So uhm, yeah, consider this as just leaving a note to my future self here. It’s serious, it’s important, if, like, assuming, you know something I don’t, PLEASE, just, yeah just remember to behave. I guess.

*shuts mic off and leaves*

[stargirlstabber]

"your sister punched the boy in the face"

and im proud of myself for teaching my sis how to defend herself, you fucking piece of shit

[davemustaine]

"Help!!! Have to remodel my ugly 70s bathroom!" YOU DONT FUCKING DESERVE IT. YOU DONT FUCKIJG DESERVE IT

[shurlock]

heinrix being a little bitch to me as if he doesn't greet me with warmth and interest every time i talk to him

[2008braziliangrandprix]

adding to my list of pictures that make me want to jump his bones