Anything Slightly Inconveniencing: happens
Ethan:
seen from China

seen from United States
seen from Netherlands

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from El Salvador

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Ecuador

seen from Netherlands
seen from Singapore

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Philippines
seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
Anything Slightly Inconveniencing: happens
Ethan:
Michael: *opens his mouth*
Ethan: Fuck You
Rachel: can't you see that I want to be left alone?!
Ethan:
Ethan: No.
JJ: *whips out paper* then what's THIS
Ethan: I DON'T KNOW! What's with you people?! I'm BLIND
Axel: Oh, a cat. I haven't seen one in a while.
Ethan: Neither have I.
Ethan: I love you
Axel: I love you too
Ethan: weak
JJ: Ethan! Do you know where you are right now?
Ethan: bold of you to assume I know where I am ever
Luke: Hey man
Ethan: Luke? that you?
Luke: Yeah, long time no se--ahh.
Ethan:
Ethan: All the time no see.