oh man i was expecting zero (0) people to actually do this since i don’t get many callers ‘round these parts anymore, but i got TWo (2) whole real people! Neat! So let’s do it!
for the Salty OUAT ask meme
2. Which storyline do you pretend never happened?Lol basically everything after S4. If we’re getting more specific: the Baby Plot, Emma turning Killian into a Dark One, Robin dying, every piece of shit they pulled with Camelot, the fact that Snowing named their kid Neal, everything they did with CS after S4........... yeah so like..... everything after s4.
3. Which twist melted your brain?The first one that made me salty was Belle being the one to save Killian at the end of 4A instead of Emma. It was a dumb twist that was completely unearned and duper dissatisfying. That was just the first of MANY dumb twists.
7. Does magic actually come with a price? Why or why not?*distant screaming* I tried to rationalize OUAT magic for literal YEARS without being able to come to much of a satisfying conclusion. My best guess for how it works was in some ask meta that you bet I’m gonna go dig through my tags to find..... FOUND IT. Essentially magic=emotion. Emotions feed into magic. Bad emotions=dark magic. Good emotion=light magic. But long story short, I think the writers said fuck magical systems and did whatever the hell they wanted.
13. Which character deserved better period.BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE BELLE (Put my girl in an abusive relationship with an abusive spouse, have her realize it’s an abusive relationship, leave abusive spouse, poorly “redeem” the abusive spouse, put my girl back into a relationship with abusive spouse, abusive relationship and behavior continues, keep her there because she ‘makes him better/truly loves him’, abusive spouse is her happy ending because.... of reasons? eat shit, writers. Red Beauty was the Beauty and the Beast story we fucking deserved.)