#antivanfiire

[twoswords]

of all the things my dreams could tell me they decide to tell me that haytham kenway is a "shitty titty" in those exact words thats not even remotely useful

[twoswords]

so i recc'd antivanfiire some mods and apparently its glitching lmao

[straightboyboners]

Alistair/Warden (✿◠‿◠)

omg thank u!!!

Drinks all the coffee they both are obsessed with coffee so they fight over it and it gets to the point where they just end up making two pots every morning for both of them (also the warden draws lil faces on the pots) 

Brings up adopting a pet alistair all the way man like he wants to adopt every single dog in ferelden 

Kills the bugs the warden but she doesnt kill them she captures them and sets them free 

Cooks the meals theyre both equally horrible at cooking but alistair tries to cook more than the warden does

Starts getting into holidays way before they should alistair is fucking ready for christmas in august and the warden is preparing her halloween costume in march theyre a very festive couple

Initiates the couple selfies the warden all the time dood and alistair is never ready for it so theyre all stunning pictures of the warden and ali looking like he just smelled some trash

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries neither of them tbh they both are really careful with shit like that bc they care about each other a lot. its disgusting really. 

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping alistair ofc the boy buys fucking reese’s cups every time they go. he’d buy more if the warden didnt take everything out of the cart every time he puts something in

Nicknames the other originally it was the warden doing it with stupid shit like “snuggly-bear” but alistair eventually starts calling her “goddess of my life and protector of my heart” which is simultaneously a joke and totally not 

[christianborle]

(For the disney princess thing) Tiana

Favorite thing about her?: how hard working she is

Least favorite thing about her?: uuHHH idk

Do I like her movie?: yes

Favorite outfit she wears?: the green one

Favorite song from her movie?: "almost there" but idk the movie/the songs that well to choose from

Favorite animal (or human) friend she has?: YO THE LIGHTNING BUG. AND THE CROCODILE

Which trait of her personality do I most see in myself?: having faith in wishing on stars

How would I rate her prince?: 8.5 (I DON'T KNOW THE MOVIE THAT WELL I'M SORRY BUT NAVEEN IS FAB DON'T HATE ME)

Where does she rank on my top 10 favorite princesses?: idk i feel bad rating princesses

[eluvix-blog]

antivanfiire replied to your post “wait………………..why is the search bar on the left”

I think its new

more new changes to confuse me :(

[bethesdaddies-archived-blog]

hey friendo

whaddup

Love Me as Though There was no Tomorrow by Nat King Cole

Take me; make me forget my sorrow,So when I wake tomorrow, I'll know our love was right.Kiss me as though it were now of never;Teach me all that a heart should know.