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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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shark vs the universe
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Misplaced Lens Cap
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Sade Olutola
we're not kids anymore.
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@straightboyboners
tattletales are lawful evil
Yes, Kevin, I brought my Game Boy to school. Did it bring you joy when you told the teacher? Did it satisfy your bloodlust when she confiscated it from me? You are no paragon of virtue. You are a beast. A vile monstrosity who feeds on suffering. The laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise.
that scene in the emperors new groove where kuzco and yzma are going back and forth through the kitchen door ordering food from kronk while not noticing the other person is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it
The emperors new groove is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it
my future husband: stop crying you foolish little man just tell me what’s wrong:
me: I,, ,,,, hnnn,,, hhwhghhhh,
husband: *grabs my waist* TELL ME! *tearing up, pleadingly* PLEASE! WHAT AM I DOING WRONG
me: *shakily hands him this faded photograph* yyyy’’’mnnf hhfhg,g,,
I joined a paleontology meme page on Facebook and it was the best decision I’ve made
will you allow me to share some knowledge with you all even if it makes me sound like a dumb ass stoner
smoking weed out of bong requires all 4 of the elements
a list of current immortals
florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen
keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe
jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess
harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s
lorde: 1920′s flapper era
hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE
john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would
paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s
I feel like this list is forgetting Sir Patrick Stewart who I believe has not aged since 7000 BCE.. After all his twin brother was the Kennewick man..
going from the notes
Anne Hathaway (at least since Shakespeare)
Tommy Wiseau (the first specimen of the species homo sapiens)
Taika Waititi (possibly the first being created)
Nicolas Cage
Brendan Urie
Eric Andre
Stevie Nicks
Jack Black
Elijah Wood
Lucy Liu
Keira Knightley
I am speechless
i cant believe im alive to read this with my own eyes
you, waking up from the chloroform in the corner of an abandoned house: wh-what the fuck… where am i
me, across the room, slav squatting in a fursuit: surprise! happy birthday!
Why have they laid down a plastic sheet?
that’s the surprise
i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-
millennial depression:
vs
gen z depression:
that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression
General Amaya
yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex
I cannot believe I get to see this video again
Canadian Gothic: Ontario Edition
(I don’t feel qualified at all to talk other provinces, help me out, people.)
Around two hours or so north of Toronto there’s a barrier you reach where each house is a lonely light on the endless, increasingly desolate plains. Stop at one of them if you can, but make you sure you know where you’re going. That lonely light will always seem just another twenty minutes away.
Everyone knows that we all live around the Great Lakes because that’s where the most fertile farming land is. It’s not because even here we can feel the outstretched fingers of the Boreal Forest. It’s not because even here we can feel its eyes on us.
In Toronto, everyone wears the Neutral Transit Face. Smile and they’ll know where you are, and then the whole streetcar may never get where it’s supposed to be going.
Every city breathes in and out, once in the morning and once at night. Sometimes Rush Hour feels like it takes forever because the weaker ones feel like each breath will be their last.
The Kawarthas and Muskoka are wonderful places to spend your summer; provided that you do like the locals and pretend you don’t see what walks across the sand bar at night.
Everyone hears it in Windsor, everyone knows what it is, no one will say.
The lake is dead. It simply decided to be. We had no chance to save it. We will never revive it.
It’s silent in North Bay, it’s a murmur in Sudbury, it’s a chant in Oshawa, it’s a roar in Niagara Falls “We’re not like them we’re not like them, we’re not like them, we’re not like them we’re not like them, we’re not like them, we’re not like them, we’re not like them we’re not like them, we’re not like them, we’re not like them, we’re not like them we’re not like them, we’re not like them, we’re not like them, we’re not like them we’re not like them, we’re not like them-”
Smile and nod to your neighbour. Smile and nod to the world. We wouldn’t want to make a fuss. We know what happens to people who make a fuss.
self care is creating a life you don’t routinely have to escape from
sizzling take?
