idk if people actually want this but i’m passionate about astrology, making it accessible, and the astrology of our boys (and sometimes their wives) so here we go.
first of all, there are a few reasons we’re not going to get accurate readings on these four but the biggest one is we don’t have their birth times. it plays more of a role than you’d think, but we’re gonna go basic af here for now because that’s how i like to roll for non-astro folks. the biggest thing it’s going to affect in this basic interpretation is going to be their rising signs. risings change every like ten minutes or so, so it will be difficult to say.
remember this is mostly for fun here and that this is an interpretation, not fact. especially since we don’t haveeee all the facts.
ANYWAY
let’s start with our boys:
we know jared is a cancer and jensen is a pisces. great start, great compatibility, lots of things line up here. both are water signs, which tend to be deeply emotional, but they have very different ways of expressing that.
cancer as a water sign is what i’d like to compare to a lake you can see the bottom of. tends to be stable waters, you can kind of get the whole picture if you’re looking, and it’s not very turbulent. which to me means that yeah, lots of emotions, but they’re easier to see, and generally don’t seem to come out of nowhere to an onlooker.
pisces as a water sign is very different. a deep ocean, if you will. you’re never gonna know what’s at the very depths of it, it can be temperamental, there’s wonder and beauty about it, tides...etc. and my dad’s famous saying holds true: never turn your back on the ocean. pisces is DEEPLY emotional, yet you don’t always know it, or even why. what you see on the surface never truly lets on what’s beneath.
i personally feel that those descriptions fit our boys to a T. jared tends to wear his heart on his sleeve, and jensen is more of an enigma,
two other things about their sun signs that, to me, rings true to our boys is pisces’ need to be “presentable” and cancer’s need for family. now, if you wanna talk about these two aspects in a bearding sense, i could go on for hours. but i think the very obvious points are how much jared leans on the #spnfamily things as well as his actual and chosen families.and jensen is very much more guarded, but also likes to SHOW UP AND OUT, YALL. a pisces always coming in their best, and isn’t afraid to show some LEWKS. (i don’t think you need visual examples if you’re part of this fandom)
okay okay i get sidetracked and i’d be happy to talk about them more individually, but let’s talk about them together.
we’re gonna be general about this and i’ll put my tin hat aside for now and just tell you what you already know: in any kind of relationship, these two are (astrologically) made for each other.
a compatibility chart basically says they only have two negative aspects to a relationship: sometimes they goad each other into doing not-so-practical things (hi, pranksters on set), and if they split, it’ll be really bad. if something happens where these two “break up” any kind of relationship, it’s bound to be something huge that did it and they’ll likely always have hard feelings about it.
that’s it. seriously, that’s it for the bad parts of them together. and one of them is quite amusing.
basically, these two are made for each other. if you want me to be more specific, i will. but really, if you name an aspect of a relationship, i’m gonna have something positive to say based on this chart.
next, i’ll pick one of the married couples to analyze. let me know if you’re interested!
I used to be a fan of supernatural and the actors and wives but Jesus in the last week or so my opinions on everything have really change. The only person I only really care about is Jensen and that may only be because I have loved Dean for years and am just not ready to let go...
let's talk about danneel. i wasn't gonna do a separate thing for her, but we'll just call it an expansion of the joint chart. gotta know both sides to examine the two together, right? besides, i've been asked by y'all.
d is a pisces. i swear to god if i have to talk about pisces in full one more time i am going to cry. i am so sick of pisces right now, so i'm gonna gloss over that a little bit. if you want pisces in-depth, see my first post on jensen *here*. that man is pisces personified.
i'll talk about HER version of pisces, because rest assured, it is not the same as jensen's. jensen is so pisces that i'm surprised he functions in the real world, but danneel only has a touch of it.
free spirit, obsessed with image, very sensitive, dreamy, caring, critical, artsy blah blah blah. that's the basis of danneel's sun sign. we know what pisces is like by now.
the thing is, danneel has a scorpio moon, unless she was born at like 11 pm. which is the same problem we had with jensen's chart where i had to make an educated guess on his moon. so there's double pisces, double scorpio moon. maybe. probably. most likely.
but i see you all out there. i see you saying "how is danneel so unlike jensen? why does she rub me the wrong way?" i've got a few theories.
i'll start with the most likely of suspects: mercury. while jensen has a pisces mercury (the planet that rules our communication style), danneel's is in aries. they're VASTLY different. where as jensen's communication style is curated and careful, sensitive to those around him, danneel's is not. aries is the baby of the zodiac, and babies are full of energy. mercury in aries means you're gonna blurt shit out, love to have heated arguments, and make really quick decisions. your words aren't going to be careful, they're possibly going to come off rude without meaning to be.
this is danneel coming at people on social media. this is danneel not thinking her words through. this is danneel glaring at photographers.
i don't really want to go there because i'm not trying to start shit, but people tend to find women with mercury in aries harder to swallow. they're no-nonsense in their approach and always ready to battle. i'm not saying sexism...but i'm not NOT saying it. that said, regardless of gender, people with mercury in aries are really hard to communicate with. i've got an aunt with this placement who says the nicest things if you really listen, but her "i love you"s feel like you got punched in the face.
d also has her venus in aquarius. aquarius in any position is kind of hard to understand, but in the part of your chart that is about love and core values, it can be a little more confusing. aquarius can be seen as non-emotional, which isn't really true, and...strange. which is definitely true. (i can say that, i'm an aqua sun.) and we're always out here trying to prove how special and unique we are.
so take mercury and venus, aries and aquarius, and put them together and you've got...a bit of a mess. when your communication style is like a punch and what you're trying to express is a little out there, people aren't really going to vibe with you easily. someone like danneel probably has to work really hard to get close to people. cause you throw in that sensitive, ready to strike scorpio moon that is only sharper with that aries mercury...i can see why people don't really GET her.
the thing is, she's got more pisces. and it's in mars, which is simplified into action and energy and your fighting spirit. mars in pisces is frustrating because they don't usually fight, and when they do, it's dirty. manipulation to the max. pisces mars is supposed to be gentle and "go with the flow", but the other planets are at odds with this!
if you find her frustrating, just know that she's probably even more frustrating to herself. that moon in scorpio tends to be a self-critical placement.
so let me put that all together. we've got a pisces core, with a cynical and touchy scorpio moon, abrasive aries mercury, weirdo aqua venus, and a passive-aggressive pisces aries. my head hurts.
bring on your questions. i know you’ve got em for this one. i explained so little.
hello,, I read your read on j2dg and it seems fun. I'm taking everything just as a grain of salt. one thing tho, maybe you can elaborate more? you said that danneel doesn't really like the finer things in life, and gen does. from my eyes as a fan, it was danneel who wears more expensive stuff, being "more is more is more", putting jensen's name for bacchus, loves dress up parties, so how's gen the one who loves "the finer things" in life? sorry if i misunderstood anything! thank you
hi anon!
it’s a good question! i think once i do gen’s chart, it’ll be clearer, but let’s address what i saw in danneel’s:
there are no signs nor aspects in her chart that point to her having an affinity with money or status. i think you might get the wrong impression if you’re looking at danneel at events, where her clothes tend to be glitzy and expensive-looking. if you look at what she wears on an average day, or even in what she posts on instagram, it’s not about looking rich or powerful. she expresses herself though her clothes, and both her clothing choices and her chart say that she’s there to look funky and fun more than rich and powerful. i mean, you mostly see her in jeans and tshirts, and you can’t tell me you’d ever see gen caught dead in that overall and yellow shirt combo danneel wore on the livestream with jewel.
i would also like to kind of adjust our scale here: all of these people have money. when something like $100 jacket could break the budget for someone like me, it’s not really anything to them. if you look at that jensen’s closet instagram, you’ll see he wears t-shirts more expensive than my car payments were. that’s where we have to adjust our scale. that’s not really about status, that’s about access. status is the rolexes.
think about this, and i’ll find a visual here.
it’s not that danneel doesn’t look like she has money, it’s just that she doesn’t look like that’s what she’s trying to tell you. she looks like she’s trying to tell you about her personality, how kooky and unique she feels. when you look at gen, you SEE the quality, you SEE the status. you KNOW her shit is expensive and she WANTS you to know. whenever you see gen in something other than fine linen or some bougie ass stiff-looking clothes, it seems so forced. like her in the hoodie meditating? that’s her reminding you she went to nyu and trying to be both better than you and relatable.
as for how that expresses in their charts, danneel’s chart certainly says she worries about how people see her and the image she curates has to be perfect (pisces influence), but the rest of it says more about expressing her idea of her personality rather than what she has. gen’s, on the other hand, has heavy capricorn influences, which are all about status and projecting that in any way possible. it’s similar in what they’re doing, but the execution and intention is wildly different.
TLDR: it comes down to this,in my opinion: they both have very curated looks, they both wear expensive clothes, but the message is clearly different.
hope that answers your question! when i do gen’s, it might make more sense.
