idk if people actually want this but i’m passionate about astrology, making it accessible, and the astrology of our boys (and sometimes their wives) so here we go.
first of all, there are a few reasons we’re not going to get accurate readings on these four but the biggest one is we don’t have their birth times. it plays more of a role than you’d think, but we’re gonna go basic af here for now because that’s how i like to roll for non-astro folks. the biggest thing it’s going to affect in this basic interpretation is going to be their rising signs. risings change every like ten minutes or so, so it will be difficult to say.
remember this is mostly for fun here and that this is an interpretation, not fact. especially since we don’t haveeee all the facts.
ANYWAY
let’s start with our boys:
we know jared is a cancer and jensen is a pisces. great start, great compatibility, lots of things line up here. both are water signs, which tend to be deeply emotional, but they have very different ways of expressing that.
cancer as a water sign is what i’d like to compare to a lake you can see the bottom of. tends to be stable waters, you can kind of get the whole picture if you’re looking, and it’s not very turbulent. which to me means that yeah, lots of emotions, but they’re easier to see, and generally don’t seem to come out of nowhere to an onlooker.
pisces as a water sign is very different. a deep ocean, if you will. you’re never gonna know what’s at the very depths of it, it can be temperamental, there’s wonder and beauty about it, tides...etc. and my dad’s famous saying holds true: never turn your back on the ocean. pisces is DEEPLY emotional, yet you don’t always know it, or even why. what you see on the surface never truly lets on what’s beneath.
i personally feel that those descriptions fit our boys to a T. jared tends to wear his heart on his sleeve, and jensen is more of an enigma,
two other things about their sun signs that, to me, rings true to our boys is pisces’ need to be “presentable” and cancer’s need for family. now, if you wanna talk about these two aspects in a bearding sense, i could go on for hours. but i think the very obvious points are how much jared leans on the #spnfamily things as well as his actual and chosen families.and jensen is very much more guarded, but also likes to SHOW UP AND OUT, YALL. a pisces always coming in their best, and isn’t afraid to show some LEWKS. (i don’t think you need visual examples if you’re part of this fandom)
okay okay i get sidetracked and i’d be happy to talk about them more individually, but let’s talk about them together.
we’re gonna be general about this and i’ll put my tin hat aside for now and just tell you what you already know: in any kind of relationship, these two are (astrologically) made for each other.
a compatibility chart basically says they only have two negative aspects to a relationship: sometimes they goad each other into doing not-so-practical things (hi, pranksters on set), and if they split, it’ll be really bad. if something happens where these two “break up” any kind of relationship, it’s bound to be something huge that did it and they’ll likely always have hard feelings about it.
that’s it. seriously, that’s it for the bad parts of them together. and one of them is quite amusing.
basically, these two are made for each other. if you want me to be more specific, i will. but really, if you name an aspect of a relationship, i’m gonna have something positive to say based on this chart.
next, i’ll pick one of the married couples to analyze. let me know if you’re interested!
