#anton tut

[summerpalms]

Okay this isn't 😭😭 part of the story but he's adorable look at this menace, I couldn't help but upload this first of Ant, the next part of the story is done 😤

(read the story at @talesofemeraldisle ) and here 😭 cleaning up update soon as well 😅 ❤️‍🩹

[talesofemeraldisle]

🚨🚨🚨🚨 AND THERE SHE IS AGAIN

Flutter in all the glory!!

Back after being sent there before, while I can't tell you EXACTLY WHY I'm back in MORE THAN happy to show you the REALITY of Flutter and how CORRUPT they are.

Can you BELIEVE I saw an ad for MANGROVE?????? THAT stupid logistics company Edwin Palmer owns 🫩🫩🫩

Not a single Rugged ad tho.

They're like bird-lizards they don't NEED cars they just FLY 🙄🙄 ugh. That's why in Surprize we MANDATE these things.

"but Anton you're a sharkarian! Thays like saying the Coral Courts shouldn't --"

BLAH BLAH BLAH I don't care. SHARKS MAKES SENSE BIRDS DONT okay 🙄 now I have to find someone to even help me get up into the city UGH, all the Wingarians with their fancy wing holders and heating units but then when I'm like "what about my tail what about my tail it's a fishtail" everyone's like "I don't know put a sock on it" 🫩🙄

So much easier for them to find an ocean guild but nooo "but Anton it's the same they're still having to find a person like you have to find a person"

BLAH BLAH BLAH we are PROUD SURPRIZIANS here and we should be TREATED the same!! Regardless of if.... Flutter IS another continents........

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[summerpalms]

2 hours later lmao, sorry I'm transitioning to night shift 😩

But here we go!!! Big animation coming soon, either next or one more then next but animation should be next 😩

Follow more here and @talesofemeraldisle

Anton has been doing nothing but bothering the country,

[talesofemeraldisle]

🚨📉 LISTEN... okay. I lied.

Yes, I, Anton Tut, have officially crossed the threshold.

And as I sit here in my glass-walled office, listening to Wonderwall 8-bit version on repeat 🎧...

I can’t help but reflect...

🤔💭 Why... was I... a liar?

Instead of just saying we were making profit this quarter...

I lied.

we weren’t just not low...

We were WELL ABOVE PROFIT 💥📈💰

And as I signed the final paperwork for my newest venture—a spacecraft manufacturing company (don't ask, it's been a pain in the mana)—

I thought...

🌕💼 Yes. I used those excess funds to help launch PeachPine 🍑🌲 — my new space agency (yes, I said don't ask but... 😮‍💨).

At PeachPine (named in honor of my first love, Pine Social 💖🖥️), we are working to integrate DOT—my newly developed AI—into:

🌐 Government

🚀 Space

🧠 And eventually... Your jobs!! (I'm TIRED of talking to drive thru workers! TALK GO DOT INSTEAD)

🤤🤤🤤 UGH WE ARE SO CLOSE I can feel us terraforming Lemon Landing like... Yesterday.🍋

✨💡 USE CODE VOIDGLASS10 for 10% off ALL RUGGED™ TRUCK WRAPS

🍊 ORANGE PARTY ORANGE 🍊 now back in stock 🛻🧡

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[talesofemeraldisle]

A DUCK OKAY IT WAS A DUCK🦆💥

Listen I know with everything (The Mint Party) going down (it's their fault) things have been.... Well.. I just... AHHHH okay

I've been ... Hiding out the last few days at a good friends island while construction in the cup finishes but it's going to be so amazing!!! ... Except the livestock... I swear they say the ducks are nice but then I try to pet one and they just... Everything is set up and in place

NOW there's been talk that Allen wants to???? Legalize sugar pine? As we heard at the debate between himself and Marie Callout, while she was fast talking yapping Allen made it clear SMOKE MORE WEED!!!

Exactly what this nation needs if you ask me. Allen was RIGHT to announce that and I'm PROUD of him for stating it. We in the orange party 🥳 have been FIGHTING with the mints for MONTHS now we're like "THIS IS MEDICAL" and they're like "NO THE PEOPLE DONT NEED IT" 🙄 we see how they feel about us.

The orange party knows a good sesh, remember that. Next time you grab your dab "The orange party did this' 😏 it'll make the pain go away

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[talesofemeraldisle]

📣📣📣 OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM ANTON TUT📣📣📣

LISTEN. 🔊 WE ALL KNOW... 💥🚨CHARLIE JUMPER🚨💥 is the greatest:

🎬 Producer, 🎭 Director, 💼 Actor, 🏨 Hotel Manager, 🏝️ Resort CEO, ⛴️ Ferry Ride Designer

He's like that doll... The blonde on the one that does everything yeah, BUT HES NOT JUST GONNA WAVE HIS HANDS AND GIRLBOSS YOUR HEART OUT!! NO NO NO!! 😤 But still ... Just like with that doll? You're scared. Everyone’s soooo scared to even mention it but WHY SHOULD I BE? 🙄 Charlie and I have been BEST FRIENDS since Nebula was still being called STAR ⭐ ✨ 🪐

🚨Oh yeah, just UNDER THIRTY YEARS of friendship, no big deal🚨

💬 So when I see all these Gen Z Orange Party members whispering: "This Jumper guy is weird?? Why is he here?? 🫤”

WEIRD???? EXCUSE YOU. He helped SCULPT the party AND PROBABLY THE STAGE ITSELF your standing on!! Well... we're over here talking about immigration!!!! And Market PRICE???!!! The MINT party's over there talking about "should we let this group of people come to Surprize? How much should we tax other companies from other countries to send us their merchandise?"

💥✨🚨Lazy things things that people don't care about!!! 🚨✨💥

CJ NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN BUT ALL THESE GEN Zs are!!! You know how you specific Gen Z can make it up to me since you're DESTROYING MY POLITICAL PARTY I HELPED MAKE???

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(NO DISCOUNT FOR YOU THIS TIME)

[talesofemeraldisle]

💥🚀🚀SO..... remember how I said the shut down was good? ... Well..

I WAS RIGHT THIS ALL IS CLEAR, THE MINT PARTY HATES SPACE THE MINT PARTY HATES NATIONAL PARKS

Why ELSE would they still be REFUSING Former President Erics half pint???? THE MANS THIRSTY and I have been going CRAZY making sure communication for ALL ENDS are covered..

Listen. I know no one is happy about the shut down. And I know everyone's like "WHHHAAA ITS MAKING EVERYTHING WROSE BECAUSE ONE STUBBORN PERSON REFUSES TO BUDGE" I KNOW how COULD the Mints do this to us??? 😩😐

Like.. at this point I'm still confused why we let them run for office. CLEARLY they don't care about Surprize... If they did they would be doing EVERYTHING THEY COULD to reopen the government!! No it's just "he doesn't need a cup that big it's a waste of Ritz"

The mint parties are haters UGH I can't wait until ORANGE is back in a charge of the office AS WE CAN CLEARLY SEE THE ORANGE PARTY IS showing EXACTLY how we feel about YOU OUR SAPS ♥️♥️ (continue Protecting and saving Surprize, pls)

Use code MintsRhaterz710 for a led pencil

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[talesofemeraldisle]

🚨💥OKAY LISTEN.... we at Rugged heard the rumors ,King Anton... Is... Is Rugged really teaming up with MANGROVE to help with same day deliveries and incognito vans? Let's just JUMP INTO IT

I've been hard at work these last few days trying to convince Doris Palmer (yes the media lady I know I know "is the media lady have to do with MANGROVE?" Well DUMMY (YOU LIVE ON A FLOATING ROCK INSTEAD OF A ISLAND OR SOMETHING? 🤣) Doris being the head of Palmer and Family Co. Her husband was handed HER company (that's right fellas Mangrove is WOMAN FOUNDED)!

So? Have we been making progress? Well... 😬

No. Doris keeps laughing me out her office and saying "I'm SURE Edwin will love to hear this." And idk I don't trust Edwin would really.

One day soon my little peach pits we WILL BE TRANSPORTING YOUR PACKAGES HAVE FAITH

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