My ask with propaganda is not coming through, but this bitch will get into the poll if I have any say in this. So.
LET'S NOMINATE DIPLOMATOR FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026
Because it would be, like, the funniest thing ever.
WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS SENT HIS NAME (Diplomator) AS A SUBMISSION FOR SEXYMAN WHEN THE FORM OPENS JANUARY FIRST (TODAY) ON THIS @sexy-people-contests-2026 ACCOUNT.
SHARE THIS INFORMATION WITH EVERY PERSON IN DMO FANDOM YOU KNOW. AND DO IT RIGHT NOW, WHILE IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
WHY SHOULD YOU DO THIS? Well, you see… Like I said. It would be the funniest thing ever. Just like. Imagine it.
And he has all the needed qualifications!
He's a certified Asshole in a Long Coat, a classical Tumblr Sexyman archetype.
He's shipped with himself and many others.
He has fangs! The ultimate Tumblr Sexyman appeal!
He's batshit insane! Look at that man! He's breaking doors, stabbing people and making his daddy issues police's problem.
He is a LOSER, as a true Tumblr Sexyman should be.
Just look at those beautiful slut-whore lashes.
HE IS ALREADY A TUMBLR SEXYMAN. JUST A NICHE ONE.
It would be SO funny when he'll lose to a random bland twink in the first round… Because he can't have ANY wins in his life. Like true Tumblr Sexyman.
And NO BOTS!!! Only real people. Diplomator would NOT tolerate voter fraud. The contest's creator too.
VOTE DIPLOMATOR 2026!
