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Yelena: Did I forget a funeral?
Natasha: Yes.
Yelena: Really?!! Which one?
Natasha: Antony‘s goldfish, Goldie, is laid to rest in the backyard of the Avengers Compound in 15 minutes.
Yelena: Ah…I remember when we laid to rest Ilya‘s snake, his turtle and his hamster there.
Natasha: Yes, he is not good with pets.
Natasha: 5 more minutes.
Antony: But you said that 5 minutes ago.
Mia: Yeah, you said we would go to the beach.
Natasha: And we will.
Ilya (looking out the window): But Tatiana already got a head start.
Natasha (jumping up): Tati?!!! But she‘s three!!
Ilya: Doesn’t seem to stop her.
Natasha (jumping out of bed): Antony, grab the beach bag! Whoever catches up with Tati first gets a big ice cream cone!!
Ilya: Yay…the motivation!!
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Steve: Well, vacation, finally … five days of sea air, sunshine and absolutely no Wi-Fi!
James: But… but I want to FaceTime with my girlfriend!
Sarah: Ha! You can kiss that goodbye, lover boy!
Ilya: So we actually paid money to get sea sick and bored?!
Lena: If I manage to share a small cabin with you all, I will deserve to be an Avenger in the future!
Antony: Does the boat have a Take Me Home button? Asking for a friend.
Mia: Mommy, I think I have to throw up!
Tatiana bangs her plastic cup on the deck.
Steve: There! Tatiana is excited to go out to sea!
Natasha: Or she‘s signaling for an emergency rescue helicopter. Honestly could be either!
Steve: Come on, Antony. Say da-da! Da-da!
Baby Antony doesn’t say one word.
Natasha: Okay, then. Say ma-ma! Ma-ma!
Antony: F*ck!
Natasha: What the…?! YELENA!!!
Lena: Mom, what are you going as to the fancy dress party?
Antony: I think, mommy is going as Uncle Phil!
Steve: No, no, I think she‘s going as one of these London policemen. What do you call them again? Oh, yes, Bobby! You call them Bobby!
Natasha (rolling her eyes): Smooth, Rogers!
Interviewer: Next question, Mrs. Romanoff-Rogers. What would you call your greatest happiness?
Natasha: Well,…look into the audience.
Steve, Yelena, Wanda, Bucky, James, Sarah, Lena, Antony, Mia and Ilya are all seated there.
Ilya *on Wanda‘s lap cheering her on*: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
Wanda laughs out loud.
Interviewer: Oh, your fan club?
Natasha: No, my family.
Interviewer: One final question…
Ilya: No!! Ice cream!!
Yelena: That‘s right, troublemaker! You tell that boring, old reporter!
Natasha *giggling*: You see? My youngest boss has spoken. Ice cream, babies!!
All of the Rogers kids cheer.
Antony: Mom, Ilya bit a kid at school today.
Natasha: Oh, Ilya, you didn’t!
Ilya: He said that Agatha was a weird, old hag!
Agatha: Sounds to me like the little shit had it coming!
Natasha: You‘re not helping! But then again you‘re the only babysitter that can handle him.
Agatha: Yeah, it‘s a good thing you didn’t hire me to teach him values.
Natasha: Steve, did you teach Ilya that tackle?! Because that’s a foul in every universe!
Steve: I taught him sportsmanship.
Ilya: Daddy calls that move the Captain America Special!
Natasha: Steve!!
Steve: Well, a little competitiveness never hurt anybody!
Antony: Well, Dad, only if we don’t count the defensive player of the other team.
