#antwhisperer

[hellsitegenetics]

Hi, on the fungal "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" post you said it didn't have a dna match. I wanna ask, how rare is that? Does that happen often? Or is it a crazy coincidence that this cryptic post also doesn't match any DNA .. (cursed) Thanks!

it's really not that rare. depending on length, i'd say 1 in every 10 posts i BLAST dont have any significant results, it's just sad that such a classic didn't have any matches :(

[yourstruly235]

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[antwhisperer]

i need your help.... my dinners getting cold

[muura]

antwhisperer replied to your photoset “almost similar poses”

muura i love your art! it so live! you have been a great inspiration for me for some years <3 much love !!!

thank you sooo much oh my goodness! im so appreciative of people sticking around for so long <3 <3 glad to have you 

[tarakau]

okay go! ofc u dont have to do all of these :> 1, 2, 14, 16, 19, 21, 22, 29, 34, 36, 37, 38, 41.

Oh man I just remembered I have never replied to this ask so here you go! Sorry for taking so long. :( Thank you so much for sending this one in, tho! <3

1. Name the most terrifying moment of your life so far.I’d usually say that one time I almost drowned when I was but a wee Tara, I was literally seconds away from dying. My dad saved me and all I remember is the sudden peaceful feeling you have when you accept the thing, very much like in LotR when Sam almost drowns.But more recently the most terrifying and stressful thing I’ll never forget is my mom slipping in the bathroom, falling on the toilet and breaking her ribs, she was screaming and crying in pain and I was really scared, also I had to calm down her BF whom she was on the phone with during that moment.

2. If you wanted to look very sexy, how would you dress?Depends what kind of sexy! If elegant sexy, I’d go for my 1928 partially beaded black satin dress, I’d do my hair proparly and altogether went full late 1920’s elegance. But if I wanted to look smoking hot sexy, I’d go for that one goth dress and hat I rock every once in a while. You can see the hat here https://instagram.com/p/20DCMPlJzS/?taken-by=armirris.

14. You can choose your method of dying and the place in which you will die. Where would you like to die and how?Preferably getting shot in a dark alley during duty when I’m a detective. Also it would have to rain. That is the most badass and noir way to go.

16. If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?RICK AND MORTY.

19. If you joined the circus, what act would you most want to perform?Okay listen when I was a kid I desperately wanted to be the ringmaster like once we visited a circus and there was a really great ringmaster, tall and mysterious with a nice gentleman mustache and instead of being like ‘hmmm i wanna be WITH that guy’ the 5-or-so year old me was obviously, as usually, all like 'SHIT I GOTTA BE THIS GUY’ so I pretended to be this ringmaster guy for at least a month and if that’s not the best effect you can ever have on a kid I don’t know what is.

So yeah, I guess I’d stick to that. Or perhaps the magician, or the fortune teller! Either way I wanna be mysterious. And in the first two cases, preferably male. (Now that I think about it, in all my fantasies and dreams I’m a guy??? Never thought of this before now?)

21. Would you be willing to become extremely ugly physically if it meant you would live for 1,000 years at any physical age you chose?Nah man I’m not interested in living so long, the length of one normal human life is just enough. Sometimes even too much.

22. Would you be willing to commit perjury in court for a close friend? What if your lie would save his life?You are making me chose between the literal two sides of myself - the law protecting one and the one who wants to stick to crime. And that’s tough, man, as being a criminal runs in the family but I want to be the one who breaks that circle sooo…. But yeah anyway this is a really tough question as I choose to protect the law. I guess it would depend on which friend it would be and also on the cause of the trial? I seriously don’t know.

29. If you could have personally witnessed one event in history, what would you want to have seen?Man I’m not that much about specific events but more about the whole era. Or at least a few years of it. Lemme travel to my fav years of 1925-1928 and I would be satisfied for life. But I’d always wanna come back.

34. Would you enjoy spending a month of solitude in a beautiful natural setting? Food and shelter would be provided but you would not see another person.Nah I’d go crazy either from being hardcore paranoid or the unability to talk to anyone. Like I being alone for a while but I gotta feel safe.

36. If you could wake up tomorrow in the body of someone else currently living, would you do so? Whom would you pick?Aw man, I really don’t know. I don’t really have a favourite person that I’d pick and I am not aware of the global political situation so much to be a top level politician and change things.So I guess I’d just like to be a coolass dude for a while? As long as it meant I could turn back whenever I wanted to.

37. Would you have one of your fingers surgically removed if it guaranteed immunity from all major diseases?I guess so, if it meant saving me not only from diseases but also from my body just falling apart and attacking itself(which has kinda been happening for a while now). There are really lovely prosthetics nowadays, so that wouldn’t be a problem.

38. Have you ever been sexually attracted to a family member or a person of an inappropriate age? How did you deal with it?Never to a family member, but does being attracted to a person of inappropriate age count, if I was underage too?

41. If you could have one superpower, which would you choose?Flying!!!

[cr1tikaesthetic]

now this is the content im here for. top shit keep it up <3

thank you so much! we all really appreciate it!

-bliss

[tarakau]

antwhisperer said: word my homie win8.1 sucks mad dick. we be puppets with no choice

Modern age sucks lemme tell you I mean god bless medicine and great living conditions but do I really wanna live in a world when in near future people can be cloned, corporations rule over nations by forcing people to do what they don’t want to (LIKE UPDATING TO WINDOWS 8.1), everyone is on their phone 24/7 and ads are everywhere?? Shit is gon go down soon :(

[tarakau]

Dear antwhisperer!!!! ;>

Dear Them Who Whisper to Ants,

if anyone sent me the ‘dear past me’ ask, the first thing I would write would be “DON’T FUCKING STOP BEING IN TOUCH WITH MARČA, THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???” because like the past year we slowly stopped talking and when we met we didn’t really know what to say and I was so damn afraid that all the magic we used to have was gone. Retrospectively, I think we were as close to that as we could possibly get. And I am never gonna let that happen again, unless we willingly stop communicating, which I doubt will ever happen. I have literally never met anyone like you. Like sometimes you meet a person and you’re like heyy they remind me of that other friend! Nope, not that you, you’re 100% original. Do not steal. Like someone up there was literally like, ‘hey, dude, you are going to need a soul mate made exactly for you to drag you through all that shit you’re gonna have to go through in your life and who won’t let you die’ and I was like ‘fuckin sweet bro’ and a different entity (entitty) gave you the same offer you can’t refuse, but the soulmate was me and so they smashed us two together. I literally have no other explanation to what we have here other than this. Nope. No way in hell.

The hidden and secret truth you should absolutely never find out about is that I have literally been contemplating about asking you out ever since we got to know each other because what we have is just so special, a very special kind of love, but always rather ditched the idea because I am afraid it could just as well jeopardize exactly that thing we have. Do you see the irony in this? You don’t, because you mustn’t know about this secret. That would probably just make things weird. Or maybe not??? Guh, wow good work Tara, you got stuck in the same fucking circle, you should stop thinking about it and shut your trap. Keep calm and carry on. Nothing to see here. Nuh-uh.

Gee.

Anyways, I am so damn glad I know you. That I can be in your presence and that I can do all that weirdass shit with you, that I can swear at you and beat the crap out of you and you do the same thing to me. I always thought you only see that in fanfics. Or movies. And then we are together and we do something absolutely ridiculous and I just feel so happy thinking ‘holy shit this is so gay I love this’.

So yeah, look at us go. Just look at us. We were two nerds without any idea what to do further on in life and now we are pretty badass. Living the life. Being cool. And I love every damn second of it. Fuck I should go stab something to stop being so sentimental.

Midafternoon Gang for ever, man.

Your bestest pal,

that one nerd with knives and guns a flat