Parent AU with Wallace and Sassy? :0
PARENT AU! SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL ANSWER WHAT THEY WOULD DO AS PARENTS
Who cried when they brought their child home for the first time: Wally. He’d be so proud of his growing family he created with Sassy.
Who would wake up in the middle of the night to check on the kid(s): They’d both take turns, or check on the baby together as a team if they were both up.
Who changes the kid(s) diapers: Both, whether they like it or not.
Who makes the bottles: Wally, mostly. Sassy would rather try nursing.
Who stays up late at night to rock the kid(s) to sleep and sing them lullabies: Sassy. Wally would take over for her if her attempts to stop the baby from crying failed.
Who is guilty of spoiling the kid(s): Definitely Sassy, since shopping is one of her favorite pastimes.
Who would give the kid(s) cookies in the middle of the night: Wally?
Who always takes the kid(s) side: It all depends on the situation.
Who would wake up early to make breakfast for the kid(s) before school: They are not good cooks, but Sassy would convince Wally to cook for the family, whether it’s toast or croque monsieur & madame. However, I’m sure their future son would rather eat cereal.
Who gets the kid(s) ready for school in the morning: Sassy definitely. She’d want her little boy to look handsome and dapper for school, especially on picture day.
Who takes the kid(s) to school: Lol. Nope. They’re on their own.
Who goes to parent teacher conferences: Both?
Who will be the first to suggest to have ‘the talk’ with the kid(s): Wally (since their first child may be a boy named Nicolas).
Who would choose their child(s) prom outfit: Sassy, but she’d rather let her children pick their own outfits and express themselves, unlike her strict Victorian mother who made her dress in many layers to look modest, practical and presentable.
Who would cry when the kid(s) go off to college: Both, though Sassy would be relieved to be herself again.
