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indie; selective OC, Sarsaparilla Sassafras "Sassy" Hoofer. 💋 - Side-blog to: thebandicootbombshell - Faceclaim: Nancy Carroll - Voiceclaims: Penny Singleton, Sandy Duncan, Ann Morrison, and Edna O'Keefe - Mun: highheelsneakers - ♡ most (if not, all) pony muse icons were drawn by askbananaswit. - poker chip muse icons were drawn by littlemouseartist (most), swingitaroundtown, mogwai1988, magick-ink, and dearest-cupbros body, a:hover {cursor: url(http://ani.cursors-4u.net/symbols/sym-8/sym766.ani), url(http://ani.cursors-4u.net/symbols/sym-8/sym766.png), progress !important;}

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Ask Vaudeville || The Mysterious Dr. X

Dear Pinkie Pie || Fan Art from the Peanut Gallery

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“Aw, ya ain’t no fun!”

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// btw, askvaudevillians, I’m also the mod behind @fifteensecs (aka Curtain Call/Scooter); I’m on the fence about turning this Sassy blog into a joint Sassy & Curtain Call ask/RP blog! I’d make a new blog, but I’m not active enough to make such a commitment. Therefore, I’m still sticking with this one.

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The Mysterious Dr. X || Dear Pinkie Pie || Fan Art Gallery

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“It was nice visitin’ an old friend.”

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Sassy threw banana cream pie in Banana Pie’s face.

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*throws more just because*

“How d’ya like ‘em bananas?!”

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“LOOKY-LOOKY ‘ERE! IS DAT BANANA PIE IN TH’ SKY?!” (:D)

“YES, IT IS!”

|| 🖼 askbananaswit

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I like ta put on a hot show, but dis is ridiculous!

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See Vaudeville As A Horse! (The Original “Ask Vaudeville” Comics)

[sassyflapper]

“Well ain’t dat a kick in the head?”

Sassy put on a pair of sunglasses and jerked away, leaving Vaudeville alone with her alight parasol.

“What’s ridiculous is dat I ain’t surprised no more. It’s yers now, Hotshot. Consider it a courtly gift.”

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@pawnshopsouls (cont)

“Hi!” Sassy jerked around and spotted the brothers with a bright smile, approaching the hug. “I’ve missed youse!” she gave them a stronger squeeze and each a peck on the cheek. 

“Why, Bonely,” she stared deeply into his beautiful blue eyes, which she had never seen before; she studied his new, softer look, blushing like crazy. “Is that you...in the flesh?! Where did ya get those big peepers? And the new silk coat (referring to his complexion)? And the polished new hair? Stanly, dear, ya haven’t changed one itty-bitty bit! Ya look handsome as always!” She complimented with enthusiasm. She would be lying if she said she was not smitten with his colorful glow up.

The flapper’s turned toward Salem, too, smiling warmly. She still thought of him as handsome, too.

“I’ve been swell, thank you! Always pursuin’ fun for myself an’ enjoyin’ what life has t’ offer!” (Simply just exercising her newfound liberties in everyday life in the progressive Roaring Whinnying Twenties!) 

“How’ve ya been?”

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Notice me @askvaudeville

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“Need a light, Baby? That cigar ain’t gonna blow itself.”

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|| Hi! Sassy misses you! 💋

She misses Witty a lot

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Notice me @askvaudeville

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find home hey my frind can I come inside

“No!”

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//This blog isn’t gonna be the same without askbananaswit </3

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Where Sassy left off. 

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Hot Wit: Like you, Sparky, our minds were maladjusted, I mean shaped by science fiction too. Firstwit: He’s right. I mean, take me, for example. I dreamed of being the first pony to travel to the moon, but the once-banished Princess Luna beat me to it by 1,000 years. Poorwit: I dreamed of falling for a beautiful Martian princess worth fighting for, but like my luck with romance, my luck with science fiction was just as bad. Witty: And I dreamed of living in a technologically advanced city where I could meet a cute filly from an underground society. You know, in a way, I already am and already did! Poorwit: [sighs] Some Wits have all the luck.