Anxsleepceit - Angel
This is one of many, many ficlets I am posting on Christmas day. Hope you enjoy!
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"Do we really need an angel on the tree, babes?" Remy asked. "I mean, I've already got an angel in my lap."
Virgil gave Remy a flat look, looking up at him from where his head lay in Remy's lap. Janus snorted, and Virgil turned his flat look on him, too.
"What?" Remy asked innocently. "It's not like I'm wrong. You're literally an angel, and you're adorable, so I mean it in the nickname-y way, too."
"You're ridiculous," Virgil said.
"Oh, I don't know," Janus said.
He moved around the couch, leaning against the back of it - just to the right of Remy's shoulder, the side where Virgil's body was. He smiled down at Virgil, who had a general idea of what was coming and huffed.
"I think Remy might be right," Janus said. "You certainly are an angel in both ways, my dear."
"I might be physically an angel," Virgil said, though he certainly didn't look like one right now, with his human disguise. "But I'm not one in the lovey-dovey way you humans have decided the word means, too."
He crossed his arms, looking grumpy.
Remy and Janus exchanged an amused look.
"Really?" Remy said. "'Cos you seem like a swetheart to me, babe."
Virgil scoffed. "I don't know anyone who would agree with you there."
"You always offer to help when I'm cooking, even though I know you don't enjoy it," Janus said.
"Because I don't want you to burn yourself."
"See," Remy said. "You're an angel."