#any guy

[garussy]

Mayhaps Tuffnut could’ve had a crush on Eret instead of Ruffnut?

Mayhaps Ruffnut could be the disgusted one?

Mayhaps??

[woopwoopmeme]

[brakebabe]

I want a magazine with my guy on the cover

[lux-scriptum]

Important question: How would Elliot be as a wedding guest? (Like attire, behavior, etc)

Hm. He's very polite. He brought more than one expensive gift. He's either in a snazzy little pantsuit with a bowtie, or a simple but pretty dress. Either sapphire blue, or a steel bue-grey, OR he'd try to match the color scheme of the wedding without being TOO distracting. He would never disrespect the marrying partners. He's definitely wearing stilettos either way (which tbh would make him decently tall he's 5'8 already) and has a matching little clutch. He'd have so much fun at the reception; he'd be excited about what food would be served, and he loves dancing. If he's solo he probably refrains from drinking, and if he's with a partner it'd be 50/50 cus he's a lightweight and he is a giggly sappy drunk. Think drunk white girl stereotype.

what about your elliott? how would they be as a wedding guest? Insert eyes emoji here, I'm on my laptop lol

[smileofthesun]

Absolutely wanna go down on a guy tonight

[cissyhouston-blog]

Cissy Houston - any guy

[vodka-and-fedoras]

mom doesn’t believe im gay, and i mean, technically she’s right, my sister’s the only gay one in the family that i know of? but somehow ‘i’ve never shown any interest in men and am generally very slow to trust them unless they have a very particular shade of chill dad/grandpa vibe at which point i project my father issues on to the poor son of a bitch, i’m rarely attracted to women either but when i am its like getting all of the air punched out of my chest and it totally consumes my attention for half the fucking day, but even then the idea of touching someone/being touched BY someone in a sexual context regardless of gender is like grabbing a fucking stove top with my brain it’s an awful terrifying anxiety inducing thought and i don’t feel emotionally close with anyone to attempt something so fucking vulnerable and uncomfortable anyway’ just doesn’t sound as good as ‘move im gay’