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okay gang I haven't been here since 2016 what did I miss?

So like, what’s new?

#wuzzup #what’s going on?#any updates?#how’ve you been?#personal

I have no standards for how I should be treated as a human being. Like I like to play games sometimes, and I'll put up with anything. I'll save a wishlist item from some garbage studio—you know, I don't wanna name an actual studio so let's just make one up, let's call it "What Pumpkin Studios." So I'll be interested in this game from "What Pumpkin Studios" and I'll show up at the website and I'll go, "Can I get your game now, please?" And they go "No. It's delayed nine years." And I go "Okaaay!" And then I go to the bathroom. And then I come out of the bathroom and I go, "Any updates?" And they go "Yeah, we made more side content nobody asked for. Because we hate you. Now take this spinoff announcement that won't happen, go, fetch!"

#john mulaney #hiveswap #as if they'd tell us about the delay #any updates?#no #end scene #every time i have an interaction with a real studio i remember how little WP cares about us as people