Tumblr Drabble!!!!
ALSO ON FANFIC!!!!
For @anybodihearme...
Edd grinned as he saved the videos the cameras at the front of the house took the night before to his Google Drive.
"Hey," a soft voice said behind him.
He turned and took a long sip of his coffee as he looked his tall friend up and down.
"So about last night," he said once he put his coffee mug down next to his iPad.
"Yeah, I know," Ed groaned sheepishly. "But you gotta understand -"
"Oh, I understand plenty," he grinned as a loud groan came from the living room.
They had missed brunch and Edd had a meeting in town with the local health department to discuss their next steps in handling the pandemic that had put the entire planet on a slow pause, so when he came back home from his meetings and Sunday errands, an early supper was in order.
Kevin and Rolf were both munching on toast with a pot of Eddy's hangover tea brewing on the stove when Edd got home.
He barely greeted the two party animals in the living room, but Kevin figured he wasn't too upset when Edd started preparing his mother's stocky chicken noodle soup. It was heavy on the veggies and the broth was thicker than most soups Kevin had ever had but not creamy.
And it was perfect for hangovers.
The Eds passed soup bowls and tea around, but opted to drink KoolAid for themselves.
(What?)
(It's not like they were hungover!)
When Edd snuggled next to Kevin, the redhead started to feel better, but his stomach sank to the earth's core when his cuddle buddy turned the tv on, and pulled up his home video drive, and hit play on the first video to pop up, titled, "Don't Wake Him."
He saw himself and his foreign friend stumble onto the porch and he leaned against the door as Ed snatched his keys away. Rolf was close behind but wrapped himself around the pillar next to the top stair and held on for dear life.
"Shh," Kevin drunkenly drawled as Ed tried to figure out which key opened the front door. "You do not want to wake him."
"Oh, no," Rolf whispered. "To wake the master of the house is to ensure a three noodled beating."
Ed looked at the foreigner like he had two heads then shook his own.
Edd snickered as it took two minutes for Ed to figure out which key opened the door.
Well, keys.
The door knob had its own key, as did the deadbolt. But because they all looked alike to him under the porch light, it was rather frustrating trying to figure the system out.
But when the door flung open, Kevin fell inside, gratefully. Rolf slowly crawled in behind him, praying blessings to some foreign door god for safe passage.
The view then switched to the camera at the bottom of the stairs.
Miraculously enough, they took their bare wits and managed to get their shoes and jackets off and neatly placed in their respective places by the front door. Ed looked impressed, before looking up the stairs, his frightened then sheepish face giving everything away.
Another camera switch showed the view from the Nanny Cam hidden in a frog on the mantelpiece.
Ed quickly took a couple of blankets Edd had stashed in the ottamen in front of his easy chair and tossed them on his friends, before hurrying out of sight.
The video then ended and Edd used the remote to switch the input and brought up Hulu and his profile. Rolf and Kevin groaned as he clicked on a documentary about animals trying to survive climate change in the Arctic Circle.
"Oh, come now," he said brightly. "We can all learn a little something about what not to do when we're out and about sans the master of the house."
