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The Dress

Kevin goes dress shopping for Nazz’s wedding.

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For @anybodihearme​...

Edd grinned as he saved the videos the cameras at the front of the house took the night before to his Google Drive.

"Hey," a soft voice said behind him.

He turned and took a long sip of his coffee as he looked his tall friend up and down.

"So about last night," he said once he put his coffee mug down next to his iPad.

"Yeah, I know," Ed groaned sheepishly. "But you gotta understand -"

"Oh, I understand plenty," he grinned as a loud groan came from the living room. 

They had missed brunch and Edd had a meeting in town with the local health department to discuss their next steps in handling the pandemic that had put the entire planet on a slow pause, so when he came back home from his meetings and Sunday errands, an early supper was in order.

Kevin and Rolf were both munching on toast with a pot of Eddy's hangover tea brewing on the stove when Edd got home.

He barely greeted the two party animals in the living room, but Kevin figured he wasn't too upset when Edd started preparing his mother's stocky chicken noodle soup. It was heavy on the veggies and the broth was thicker than most soups Kevin had ever had but not creamy.

And it was perfect for hangovers.

The Eds passed soup bowls and tea around, but opted to drink KoolAid for themselves.

(What?)

(It's not like they were hungover!)

When Edd snuggled next to Kevin, the redhead started to feel better, but his stomach sank to the earth's core when his cuddle buddy turned the tv on, and pulled up his home video drive, and hit play on the first video to pop up, titled, "Don't Wake Him."

He saw himself and his foreign friend stumble onto the porch and he leaned against the door as Ed snatched his keys away. Rolf was close behind but wrapped himself around the pillar next to the top stair and held on for dear life.

"Shh," Kevin drunkenly drawled as Ed tried to figure out which key opened the front door. "You do not want to wake him."

"Oh, no," Rolf whispered. "To wake the master of the house is to ensure a three noodled beating."

Ed looked at the foreigner like he had two heads then shook his own.

Edd snickered as it took two minutes for Ed to figure out which key opened the door.

Well, keys.

The door knob had its own key, as did the deadbolt. But because they all looked alike to him under the porch light, it was rather frustrating trying to figure the system out.

But when the door flung open, Kevin fell inside, gratefully. Rolf slowly crawled in behind him, praying blessings to some foreign door god for safe passage.

The view then switched to the camera at the bottom of the stairs.

Miraculously enough, they took their bare wits and managed to get their shoes and jackets off and neatly placed in their respective places by the front door. Ed looked impressed, before looking up the stairs, his frightened then sheepish face giving everything away.

Another camera switch showed the view from the Nanny Cam hidden in a frog on the mantelpiece.

Ed quickly took a couple of blankets Edd had stashed in the ottamen in front of his easy chair and tossed them on his friends, before hurrying out of sight.

The video then ended and Edd used the remote to switch the input and brought up Hulu and his profile. Rolf and Kevin groaned as he clicked on a documentary about animals trying to survive climate change in the Arctic Circle.

"Oh, come now," he said brightly. "We can all learn a little something about what not to do when we're out and about sans the master of the house."

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Edd just wants to let Kevin know how he feels....

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Just Do It

“This can’t be happening,” Edd thought, but the way Kevin pulled him closer said that it was.

He was a trife upset that his polo shirt and jeans were getting wrinkled, but the way Kevin was kissing him made those thoughts very fleeting.

Then the redhead rolled over onto his back.

The position put Edd on top, which gave him more control of the situation. Kevin shoving Edd’s hands down his pants was a GIANT SIGN of where the redhead wanted the control to go.

And that was odd.

To Edd, anyways.

The back and forth flirting they had been doing since they met was mutual, of course. Every other time they ended up making out, Kevin seemed ok with being in charge.

There was no real Big or Little Spoon when they actually fell asleep in the same bed. Kevin liked sleeping on his back, where Edd liked sleeping on his stomach, so it made it easy to find a comfy spot next to the other and just drift off to Dreamland.

But now Edd’s completely in charge.

When he sat up, Kevin sat up a bit too, and Edd quickly fisted the comforter because the movement rubbed their groins together and even the most relaxed pair of jeans would be ripping at the seams right about now.

“S-Sorry, man,” Kevin groaned and those needy green eyes had Edd feeling some kind of way.

“Make it up to me,” Edd smirked as he tugged his shirt over his head and chucked it across the room.

His smirk was wiped completely off his face and he’s sure he’s ripped a hole in the comforter the way he had it balled up in his hand because Kevin jerked his hips up.

HARD.

“Kevin.”

A light snicker and hard ass smirk was his response and Edd rolled his eyes.

“C’mon, Baby. Do me,” Kevin whispered and Edd’s whole body is suddenly on fire.

“Wha?”

The shocked look in those baby blue eyes made him grin and Kevin knew they were going to have some fun.

Kevin grabs his hips as hard as he can and pulls Edd toward him quick. When they’re nose to nose, he whispers again, “Do me.”

It’s an order.

A needy ass order.

But Edd’s scared because he has never been this in charge before.

“I-I…”

“C’mon, Edd,” he whispers against his lips as his hands start to unbuckle Edd’s belt.

Edd was thisclose to coming alright.

“What’s the problem?” Kevin whined as he unbuttoned his jeans wanting nothing more than the dick inside them to fuck his insides out.

Show no fear.

It was something Eddy taught him when they were kids.

No one can scare you if you’re not scared. No one can doubt you if you’re not doubting yourself. There is no fear to be had if you’re not fearful.

But Kevin’s shown him how to be honest.

If something is wrong, fix it. If you have an issue with someone, talk it out. If you tell the truth, you have nothing to be afraid of because the truth harbors no lies.

Edd grabs his hands, sighs, looks him straight in the eyes and said, “I’ve never topped before.”

Kevin stared at him for a brief moment before exclaiming, “WHAT?! HOW?!”

Edd shrugged and Kevin...grinned.

“Oh, this is gonna be FUN.”

Edd’s brain shorted out for a second before firing back up on all cylinders.

“What!? You still want me to do it?!”

“Wouldn’t have you here if I didn’t!”

Instead of the smile his heart was trying to put on his face, Edd pouted as hard as he could.

“Really?”

“I think you know more than you know,” Kevin answered with a wink and Edd shoved him back into the bed.

But the former pitcher’s hands were still fast and he grabbed the other’s arms and pulled him in for a hug as he fell back into the bed.

Not a second later, he was thrusting his hips into Edd’s, whispering, “Do me, do me, do me,” as Edd wiggled away.

“Fine!” He laughed, throwing his hands up in defeat. “Where’s your stuff?”

Kevin shoved his jeans into the floor and skipped out of his briefs as he danced to his dresser, opened the third drawer, fished around in the back and pulled out a box of condoms and a tube of lube.

“Oooh, the Target kind,” Edd said as he caught the items Kevin tossed at him.

“It’s no KY, but -”

It was then they locked eyes again and three seconds later, Kevin’s flying back into the bed.

Kevin stacked his few pillows behind him to lean into while Edd got out of his pants.

“Just say the word and I’ll stop if it hurts, ok?” Edd said as he crawled back on the bed.

Kevin tossed himself back, spread eagle style, and said, “DO ME!”

A lubed finger slowly rubbing circles around his rectum shut his teasing mouth and Edd’s mouth was on his own as the finger pushed itself inside.

Kevin had one hand in his hair, the other on his own dick, while Edd’s finger toyed with more than his prostate.

This may have been Edd’s first rodeo on the giving end, but it wasn’t Kevin’s first time being a catcher.

He switch hit all through high school and college, but in the bedroom, things weren’t the same.

Guys would brush him off as a wanna be tough pansy, girls thought he was too much.

As he got older, it was more of the same.

And he was tired of the one night stands, the hiding behind being “just friends,” meeting the parents but quickly being dropped because he was too…

It was all too painful until he met Edd at a mutual friend’s birthday party.

He took things slow like Nazz suggested, let Edd lead when it seemed like he was comfortable doing so, compromised as needed.

But now, he’s feeling needy and Edd is catching what he’s putting down.

When Edd bottomed out, all he could think about was sucking his dick.

Jesus, it felt good.

“Please breathe, Kevin.”

He could barely open his eyes, but when he did, Edd was straining.

He was red all over, glistening with sweat, every muscle in his arms was popping out as he braced his fists into the comforter.

He was barely breathing himself and Kevin could almost make out the heartbeat in his chest.

Fuck, he was sexy.

“Fuck me,” he whispered as his eyes fell close again, hands reaching out for Edd’s hips to bring him closer, to make him move.

The fingertips touching him was like electricity, making him lean closer, to get more of the fiery touch. As he did so, the tightness around his cock gave way to smooth warmth and Kevin moaned.

“Please.”

Hands reached hips and Edd slammed into him, catching the next moan in his mouth.

And the next.

And the next.

And the next.

But his dick needed MOAR.

Sitting up, he scooped Kevin’s legs under his arms, and slammed into him again and again, making Kevin’s back arch off the bed, his jaw dropped opened in a silent scream.

His dick throbbed as it bounced on his stomach, leaking dribbles of cum, and Edd’s so turned on he may just burst into flames.

And as good as it all felt, everything in Kevin told him to do what he really wanted, his ankles be damned.

He reached out for Edd again, and when he leaned in, Kevin’s calves shot to his shoulders, forcing Edd on his knees. He then locked his ankles together, wrapped his arms around them, and screamed when Edd hit his prostate.

“Are you -?!”

“DON’T STOP.”

Edd knew the position well. But to be on the giving end of it had his brain melting.

No one lasted long here and now he knew why.

Everything was tight and hot and slick. He wanted nothing more than to give into it all, so he did.

As Kevin screamed his name, he growled as he chased his orgasm to the finish line.

Watching Kevin stroke himself off as he did so was by far the sexiest thing he’d probably ever see.

He didn’t know what to do to see it again, but damn he was going to give it his best shot.

Biting Kevin’s neck as he did him was a good start as the redhead pulled his hair and cheered him on.

When they both collapsed, Edd could only say, ‘You’re really flexible.”

“Thanks,” Kevin huffed with a grin. “I have a great yoga teacher.”

“I’m sending them an apple.”

“She prefers peaches.”

They both had a bit of a chuckle as they detangled themselves from each other. Edd was a bit surprised that he had enough energy to move, but he took it and ran. First to the linen closet for a towel to clean up, the kitchen for a drink, and then to the shower.

It was well after midnight when they collapsed back into the bed again.

“Kevin?”

“Mhm?”

“I have a yoga teacher, too.”

Kevin snorted, reached an arm around him to grab an ass cheek, and said, “We’ll see what you’ve learned in the morning.”

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Birthday Surprise

Kevin leaned his head back and sighed.

The city whipped by outside the window of the Uber Eddy ordered as quickly as the thoughts in his head.

“Rolf has the dogs and Nazz is holding my present from mom...”

“Ed is gonna cut the grass Saturday…”

“Sarah’s gonna make sure the guys at the shop are on schedule…”

“Johnny’s got the shop…”

As the city gave way to the countryside, he closed his eyes to lock away the blue of the sky that reminded him of a certain set of the eyes he hadn’t seen in far too long.

Edd was stuck across the country at his dream job as a director of a biomedical lab in the Pacific Northwest. His and Kevin’s relationship started there because Kevin was stationed at a nearby US Navy base as a Marine, but when Kevin’s dad passed away, he came back home to West Virginia to take over the family auto body shop as his contract was up and decent mechanics jobs were hard to come by without moving down the coast to even more expensive locales.

Edd said they’d make it work, but Kevin was wary.

His career in the Marines took him to Hawaii, Germany, Japan, Korea, Texas, and England.

Every duty station led to new heartbreak as every other guy or girl just couldn’t handle being in a long distant relationship.

Edd was the first who seemed to understand, but he was also the first person that got Kevin to think about life after he couldn’t handle being in the Marine Corps anymore.

The stress of dealing with his PTSD and trying to juggle being a good son, good friend, and a good Marine was tough.

And when romance was involved, his being all in could be the most stressful thing of all.

Edd had always been a bit high strung when it came to how he liked his home to look, how he applied himself to school and work, but his love for his family and friends was easily given as breathing.

So while Kevin would be there with gifts, surprise dates, and mushy compliments, Edd was more likely to suggest getting coffee before spending the day running errands and grabbing a quick bite to eat before Kevin had to be back at the barracks.

But the sudden cross country shift had them rethinking about how to keep the love flowing.

Kevin would send flowers everyday and Edd would call him every night.

Up until about a month ago.

The texts were short, but he’d still get a good morning text and he started sending GrubHub to the shop every Friday with donuts and a box of coffee from Dunkin’.

Kevin would be lying, though, if he said that Edd ignoring his Duo calls didn’t have him feeling some kinda way.

But Edd did suggest that Kevin head up to the dude ranch in the mountains for his birthday to get away from work and his lingering issues with closing his father’s estate.

“I’ll call you when you guys have dinner, and I’ll make something with you and it’ll be like having dinner together,” Edd had said when Kevin finally got a hold of him two weeks ago.

Edd was dressed in his lab coat that looked like it was losing a fight with the chemicals in the lab and he needed a haircut and some sleep if the bags under his eyes were any indication of what he was feeling like at the moment.

Kevin felt a tinge bad that he had a snarky attitude in the texts he had been sending, and Lort his voicemail messages…

Edd’s work was desperately needed in the middle of the current global health crisis they were living in, so he hadn’t been purposely ignoring his man, but he could make time, right?

But with the world being on a tight lockdown, dinner via video call would have to do.

When he got to the ranch, the fresh air had him feeling a bit better.

And the horses…

Growing up, he’d spend at least a week every summer with his whole extended family at the family ranch in Wyoming, so riding horses was second nature to his bike and motorcycle.

When Edd suggested going riding in the Cascades one long weekend, Kevin started falling in love.

Having a long weekend to himself on the beautiful creatures would be just what the doctor ordered.

Eddy knew about this particular ranch from his leadership networking conferences and got Kevin a deal, and let him use his Uber Black membership to get a ride there and back provided Kevin didn’t steal any of the horses.

Once he laid eyes on the black stallion with blue eyes in the field behind his cabin, he knew he was gonna have a hell of a time keeping his promise to keep things on the ranch…

When he walked in the cabin, he was pleasantly surprised to see a shoebox on the bed of his favorite brand of riding boots.

“I wonder what color he got this time,” he chuckled to himself.

For the last five years, Edd would get him a new color of boots for his birthday.

“I think they’re green,” a voice coming from the bathroom said. “I don’t think I’ve gotten you green ones yet.”

Kevin doesn’t remember screaming but it took a good ten minutes for him to stop shaking after he scooped Edd in his arms and tossed him on the bed.

Once his heart beat returned to something resembling normal, he looked into sky blue eyes and frowned.

“You’re here.”

“Yes,” Edd chuckled and Kevin rolled his eyes as he sat up and asked, “Why didn’t you tell me?”

“And ruin the surprise?!” Edd laughed. “Nah.”

“What about work?”

Kevin knew Edd’s work was leading the charge to get the United States out of a pandemic it hadn’t seen the likes of in a good century. He just didn’t like the idea of Edd blowing it off, even if it was his birthday weekend.

“I can’t really do anything about it now,” Edd sighed, feeling a bit guilty about the slightly white lie. “It’s back to the lab techs to sort through the latest findings, so I can take a few days.”

“But just a few?”

“I’m sorry, Kevin,” Edd said softly as he rubbed his arm. “But we’ll make the most of it. I’ll even make dinner.”

Kevin’s stomach growling echoed around the quiet room in response to this as the dinner bell rang.

Dinner on the ranch was simple, you could take a picnic basket back to your cabin or have dinner in the open field off the side of the main house’s commercial kitchen. If you opted for the latter, there was a story time with one of the permanent ranch hands, embellishing the history of the ranch, as everyone ate at the huge picnic tables that circled a large fire pit.

Once the sun went down, the fire pit was lit, small brown paper bags filled with blocks of chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers were passed around, and more than a few ghost stories told.

But not a single twang of a banjo was heard, just the soft strumming of a six string guitar dueting with a low harmonica. And the low moo of a cow or two.

Kevin and Edd opted for dinner in the field as Kevin was eager to see the temperament of the horses before trying to pick which one to make his own over the long weekend, after which they fed a snack or two to the horses before they went to the barn for the night. Then it was s’mores and ghost stories with a lil stargazing and a nice, long leisurely stroll back to the cabin.

Kevin honestly didn’t want the night to end, even if his body was nearly begging him to sleep.

Edd’s wasn’t, though.

As soon as they walked in the door, Edd had him pinned against it, deftly locking the deadbolt with one hand, the other undoing Kevin’s pants.

And the breeze blowing through the valley gave Kevin his second wind.

Edd’s beanie was gone as fast as their shoes, they walked out of their pants as Kevin walked them backwards to the bed.

“God, why do you have to over dress so much?” Kevin whined as he undid the buttons on Edd’s shirt, thankful he hadn’t worn a tie.

“You look good, you feel good,” Edd huffed as he undid his cuffs and then batted Kevin’s hands away so he could pull his shirt over his head.

Kevin always thought he looked good, but he looked even better now with his dick in his mouth.

His hands ached as he grasped silky strands as dark as the night sky. The few silver highlights looked like stars, but Edd rather he see color bars.

Kevin squeezed his eyes tight, flashes of technicolor sparking with every jerk of his hips as he fucked his boyfriend’s face.

It seemed cruel, Edd grabbing his ass to take him all the way in, like he didn’t care that Kevin’s yearning and frustrations were aching his jaw, but he loved the man so much that it felt good to do this.

Right until Kevin tore himself away.

Edd sputtered but Kevin grinned.

“Stop your whining, Dork. I brought my chaps and my good sweats.”

“You are not riding in sweats and chaps,” Edd laughed as he shoved him on the bed and went to get his lube out of the bathroom.

“I do what I want!” Kevin protested. “It’s my birthday and I do what I want!”

“Your birthday isn’t until tomorrow and committing crimes against fashion shouldn’t be a birthday wish!” Edd cackled as he leaned against the door and juggled the silicone lube in his hands

“Well, riding your dick is, so get over here!”

Edd couldn’t argue because he really wanted Kevin to ride his dick. If he hadn’t been so shell shocked that he had shown up or so hungry or so eager to see the horses, he’d told him to hop on sooner.

But watching him finally relax and put the stress of work out of his mind was worth it.

Especially since what he had planned would knock him out for the rest of the night.

A ride would mean Edd would have to be on his back, at least to start, so while Kevin flipped their positions, Edd guided him to his side and told him to get his horse ready.

Kevin shrugged his shoulders and went to put his head between his legs, but he nearly choked when Edd started to work a finger in his ass. Edd nearly stopped, but Kevin popped his ass out and Edd’s finger went deeper as Kevin took as much of him in as he could.

“Fuck,” he softly moaned when Kevin spread his leg a bit more, gently massaging the joint where hip met thigh with one hand, using the other as an extension of his mouth.

It was hard to focus in a moment like this but Edd had plans.

And so did Kevin.

When he dropped the lube so he could add another finger in, Kevin snatched it up.

Edd figured he was gonna use it to slick him up and get the show on the road, as it were, but he cried out like a whore when Kevin put his mouth to the tip of his dick, spread his lower cheeks with his greased up hand and whispered, “Get to work.”

“Yes, Daddy.”

His mind was tearing apart at the seams while Kevin sucked him off and played with his ass. He held on by fingering him as fast and hard as he could.

Kevin liked it rough and it was his birthday weekend. The present from Edd’s strong right hand was AMAZING. The left one gently playing in his hair was sending goosebumps all over and when the A/C kicked on, Kevin nearly exploded as the added sensation of cool air on his hot body was absolutely enrapturing.

Edd must have been feeling the same way because he pushed Kevin’s head away from his cock with one hand, but the other grabbed his waist to make him come sit in his lap.

“C’mere.”

Then the room spun.

Well, Kevin thought it did til he realized Edd had spun him around to sit in his lap, but facing away from him and towards the mirror.

And Kevin had never seen Edd’s hands move so fast before.

He gripped the sheets as Edd lifted him up, spread his cheeks, and slowly but firmly pulled him full into his lap, filling him up with everything he had.

The stack of pillows on the bed gave him enough of a cushion to sit up, spread Kevin’s legs, and give the order.

“Ride. Me.”

The visual was mind blowing.

Kevin was flushed, glistening with sweat, his dick throbbing against his hard abs, and Edd wanted a show.

He moved against the fullness in him slowly, enjoying the electrifying numbness that spread all over his body. His fingertips reached for Edd’s hands that were caressing his chest, and that gapped tooth mouth sunk into his shoulder on a whine as he gently kissed his knuckles and started to ride him.

Hands were everywhere, in his hair, turning his face to kiss him senseless, gripping strong arms to hold onto some sense of reality, pawing at his abs, squeezing his chest, playing with his nipples to get him to moan like a slut so in touch with themselves that you can’t help but touch them like they want you to.

But they never broke their gaze in the mirror.

As Kevin lost control, his dick leaking with cum, Edd held on...to his dick.

“Fuck, yes Baby! Just like that!” Kevin screamed as he rode him harder, his movements putting porn stars to shame.

“You gonna cum for me?” Edd whispered and Kevin whined as he nodded, his hand reaching around to grab Edd’s hips to make him fuck him hard and senseless.

“Harder. Faster. Edd…,” his words came out disjointed, but he had to say something! “Dear God, pleeeeeease.”

The bed creaked as Edd pulled him close with one arm, stroked him off with his free hand, and jerked his hips as fast and hard as he could.

Watching the man in his lap jerk once, then twice as he came in his hand was so fucking sexy; jaw dropped, eyes wide in elated shock, legs kicking, both hands around Edd’s one that was stroking him into oblivion.

They had never done it like this before and Kevin wasn’t too sure he’d live til his actual birthday the next day if they kept it up. But he didn’t care. Seeing himself in the mirror like that, as the object of all of Edd’s desires was enough.

That orgasm, tho!

Edd checked his smartwatch then giggled.

“Happy birthday, Kevin.”

Kevin gave him a weak thumbs up as thanks while his thoughts slipped away.

He awoke the next morning, dressed in clean boxers, still slightly embarrassed Edd had to drag him to the bathroom and back again, but no shirt, hearing Edd whisper into his phone.

“Yes, Megan,” Edd said, “I got it all right in front of me. I’m going to see about making some moves later this week but I don’t see why I can’t do it from here.”

“Do what?” Kevin whispered confused and feeling nosy.

Edd squeaked when he noticed he was awake and then said, “I gotta go. I’ll call you Monday with my final answer.”

“Wha? Why are you working?! It’s my birthday!” Kevin pouted. “And that’s my shirt!”

Edd looked down at the shirt he was wearing.

It was an old Marine Corps PT t-shirt Kevin used to wear around Edd’s apartment out west. Actually, the red head left several of these t-shirts in Edd’s apartment when he moved back East and Edd would sleep in them often because it was his way of keeping Kevin close after he left.

“You left it in my house, so it’s mine now,” Edd grinned and Kevin’s ready to fight!

“Stupid dork with his stupid smile,” Kevin thought to himself knowing good and damn well that Edd was right.

“So!? It’s still my birthday,” he half pouted trying to figure out a way to get back at Edd for...working?

“It is,” Edd nodded as he got up to join him in the bed. “What would you like to do today?”

“For you to stop working,” Kevin snarked and Edd laughed.

“I am off til Monday,” he shrugged and Kevin honestly frowned, not that he wanted to talk about it but he did need to know.

“Do you have a ride to the airport?”

“More like,” Edd sighed and then let the words tumble out all at once as he stared holes into his hands, “Iwaswonderingifyouwantedaroommate.”

“Wha?”

“Well, I said-”

“I know what you said, Edd.”

Edd finally looked up at him and he doesn’t remember seeing Kevin ever looking this happy.

“Well, it’s just that, in order for things to keep progressing smoothly, they need a new lab director out here because Dr Stavian is retiring.”

“And they want you to come out and do it?” Kevin asked as he pulled him into his lap.

“Well, yes, but only as an interim because I don’t have my doctorate degree.”

“Yet.”

“Kevin.”

“It’s been like four years, Edd!”

Edd made a face because when he had run into Kevin again after so many years away, he was a year done with his masters program and didn’t have any desire to go back to school. He was just too burnt out.

Kevin figured he just needed a break because he had been in school the entire time he had known him. He couldn’t imagine him stopping forever.

“Listen,” Kevin told him as he gripped his twitching hands still, “You said that Justin said that they’d pay for it when you’re ready and apparently you don’t have much of a choice if you move back this way.”

“But I don’t want to lose you!” Edd protested and Kevin looked at him like he had two heads.

“HOW?!”

“School is an all consuming thing,” Edd sighed. “I can’t really focus on us if I have to go to class, then the lab, then work everyday for the next four years, at minimum.”

“You can if we live together.”

“Wait a min -”

Kevin laughed as he saw the wheels turn in Edd’s head and said, “You just asked if you could move in Mr DoYouNeedARoommate, like I’m gonna let my boyfriend just be my damn roommate. So how hard would it be if you went to school and we lived together?”

“You might have to move actually, because the commute from your place to the lab is like 45 minutes. Add in the campus and you’re looking at a good hour and a half.”

Edd thought he had him til Kevin shrugged and said, “So we move. Be closer to Ma that way anyways.”

“What about the shop?!”

“The further away I am from that place, the better,” Kevin laughed. “It’s one of the joys of being the boss. Besides, Johnny lives upstairs so he keeps the place in line. I just do paperwork.”

“Oh.”

Kevin smirked as all of Edd’s arguments died away.

They could make it work.

“We can do this, Edd,” Kevin said softly as he gave him Eskimo kisses. “Just go back to school and let me worry about the rest.”

“Especially since we ain’t paying for it!” Edd laughed and Kevin snorted.

“Damn straight.”

“I thought you were bi.”

“I’m about to bite that ass,” Kevin grinned but the breakfast bell rang and the smell of fresh bacon had to be indulged.

They took a picnic basket back to the cabin for lunch after their morning ride and used Kevin’s hotspot to look for apartments and houses to rent closer to the labs and university as the ranch’s free wifi was sketchy. A quiet neighborhood not too far from Kevin’s mother’s retirement community seemed the perfect place to start and Edd sent out a few online applications while Kevin made arrangements for dinner.

They rode the black stallion together to a grove of apple trees for a picnic at dusk and discussed the plans they made.

And make out like teenagers.

But the first mosquito bite had them racing back to the cabin as neither wanted to have any more awkward scratches in public than necessary after this trip.

They led the stallion back to his barn and walked slowly back to the cabin, Edd taking note of the constellations overhead.

They collapsed into the bed in a tight cuddle, worn out from their excursions for the day.

“You know, tomorrow is Saturday,” Edd said as they laid in the content silence.

If Edd was mentioning Saturday…

He didn’t know where Kevin got the birthday hat from, but it was a much better outfit than the sweats with chaps.

Especially when one needs to be ready for a day in bed with your homieloverfriend.

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QuarantinEdd

They were supposed to be quarantined.

But they were essential employees, so off to work they went, Edd to the hospital and Kevin to the town’s only mechanic’s garage.

Edd going to work made sense. He was an ER nurse and desperately needed in the midst of a pandemic, but Kevin wondered if the governor had lost his mind by letting businesses like his remain open.

He had enough money to pay everyone for ninety days and if he got a small business loan to help offset any losses from the pandemic, he could afford to pay everyone for another ninety more. Not to mention being able to pay for a decent cleaning crew to make sure everything would be safe once the people smarter than him said it was safe to open.

But people were still out driving for small gig jobs like online food deliveries, off and out of work parents were taking the time to teach their now homeschooled kids to drive, and for some reason, the number of fender benders repairs thanks to speeders quadrupled.

And that was in the first sixty days.

It was now day 132 and Kevin’s numb.

He’s down to a third of his crew because someone had either caught the virus or has been in close contact with someone who has, customers that have been coming in for decades were taking their business elsewhere because they just couldn’t deal with his simple requests to keep their facial coverings on and to stay at least six feet from each other in the shop’s oversized lobby, parts were taking forever to come in because they weren’t essential items so they were low shipping priority, and he can’t remember the last time he’s seen Edd.

Video calls are verboten in the hospital because of HIPPA, but he hasn’t even gotten a meme from the man in a week.

Stepping out of the hottest shower he can bare to take, he checks his phone.

There were the usual texts from his mother, Nazz, Rolf, and he thinks his baby grandson has gotten a hold of his mother’s phone again, or his daughter in law has had a stroke.

Quickly opening the last text, he saw the baby had sent him a seven second video of himself running with said phone and his mother screaming at his father to catch him while his sister declared that he had to come with her if he wanted to live.

His chuckle turned into a high pitched scream not unlike that of the lead starlet in many of the B List horror films The Eds watched when they were kids when the bathroom door swung open. 

Edd fell to the floor with a cackle, holding his sides as he rocked side to side and laughed til he cried as Kevin stormed out of the bathroom, quickly donned his housecoat, and threw an old quilt some great aunt from Ireland made his father when he was a baby over his head.

“YOU SCARED ME!” He screamed at his husband as he went to stand over the man still tittering on the floor.

“You look ri-ridiculous,” Edd snickered as he sat up and did his best to catch his breath.

“How dare you?!” He huffed, arms crossed, looking rather ridiculous considering his usual immodesty of just walking around naked when no one but Edd was in the house. “And what are you doing here anyways?!”

“I live here?” Edd shrugged and Kevin finally got a good look at him.

His hair was wet and he only had on an old tshirt and shorts he had made out of an old pair of sweatpants.

“You’re home?” Kevin asked softly, a bit disbelieving what he was seeing.

“As of today,” Edd answered as he looked at his smartwatch before taking it off and placing it on the charger on his nightstand, “I get the next two weeks off, pending the results of my latest round of tests.”

“What happens next?”

Edd looked the worried man in his weary face and tried to be as honest but as gentle as possible.

“If I’m not sick, I go back. If I’m sick, I stay home til I get worse and then I go back because I’m dying.”

And for some strange reason, Kevin thinks he can fight Death.

“You won’t die,” he said, voice low, the quilt hitting the floor and his housecoat quickly followed.

Edd had to admire his moxie, even if he was being a bit ridiculous.

“You gonna fight a novel virus for me?” He smirked as he walked over the naked man in front of their dresser, arms crossed defiantly.

HIs back hitting the bed and his shorts hitting the floor was his answer.

But then Kevin realized that if Edd was in the house, so were the germs.

“Where did you shower?” He asked as he straddled him, arms crossed but his dick was getting harder by the second and Edd is about to die.

“Main bathroom in the hall,” Edd groaned, batting at his chest to get him to get back to business.

“Clothes?”

“Washer downstairs? Your stuff is still in the one in the garage.”

The great thing about the house was that the first owners put the washer and dryer in the garage, the next family built a laundry room addition off the kitchen for some reason, but it was awesome because Kevin could always use the old set in the garage for his heavy, greasy coveralls, while the laundry room was used for their everyday clothes.

But before Edd got stuck at the hospital for the last way too long in Kevin’s mind, they both had been using the garage for laundry to keep from bringing the germs the CDC was only now getting an inkling of an understanding of, in the house.

If he used the sanitize cycle on the fancy set in the laundry room, they’d be ok.

“Sanitize?”

“I’ll roast you in it myself if you don’t blow me.”

“But I don’t want to die, Eddward!” Kevin pouted, feeling randy, confused, and oh, so frustrated.

Edd sat up and pulled his shirt off to bring Kevin’s warming body closer to his burning own.

“I’m ok,” he whispered lovingly. “I got the clothes washed and I took a shower, just like you. We can clean the cars tomorrow. It’ll be fine.”

“Fuck that, I’m having Jimmy’s cleaning crew over here first thing to do it,” he said matter of factly as he wiggled himself off Edd and grabbed his legs to pull him to the edge of the bed so he wouldn’t be roasted in the fancy washing machine.

Tears pricked the edges of Edd’s eyes as Kevin swallowed him whole and his hands lost themselves in sunset red locks.

Never had he been able to hold onto him like this and he distantly thinks of suggesting him never cutting his hair again because -

“OH GOD!” He screams as he pushes him away, embarrassed that he was to the edge so quickly.

“You like that, huh?” Kevin snickered at him as he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and waggled his brows at him.

“I hate you,” Edd huffed back but his body had other plans.

It was a bit like riding a bike.

But it was also almost like going through the motions, though.

Kevin’s mouth nipping at his neck as he grabbed the lube off his nightstand.

Them trading kisses between trading the lube between themselves; Kevin coating his hand and Edd coating Kevin’s dick.

Then Kevin’s first knuckle dropped inside.

Edd hissed in the back of his throat as he quickly squeezed the dick in his lap before he tossed his head back with a groan.

He knew he wouldn’t last long, but this was gonna take a bit.

“Just breathe for me, Babe,” Kevin huffed, trying to set his mind right.

If he was this tight on his hand, he’s gonna lose his damn mind once he gets inside of him.

Edd took a breath and Kevin wiggled his finger as gently as he could. The stretch lasted for only a moment before Edd picked up his hips for a bit more, but Kevin stayed him with a hand on his stomach.

“Breathe,” he ordered as he slipped down off Edd’s torso and Edd’s breath is gone as quickly as he took it because his dick is in Kevin’s mouth again, naturally.

He relaxes into the bed, taking everything in.

The softness of the sheets, the spicy musk of the air freshener plugged into the wall, the soft dampness of Kevin’s hair in his hands, the soaking warmth of his mouth.

When his head hits the pillow, it’s like he’s been wrapped up in something.

He gasps as another finger is added to Kevin’s ministrations and when he tosses his head to the side he realizes that Kevin’s been using his pillow.

Dear Lort…

The man has his head between his legs, two, no, three fingers up his ass, and his pillow smells like him.

Kevin wouldn’t be mad if he came this instant, but he’d rather he fuck him like he wants to do his pillow right about now.

“Kevin, please.”

The way he spoke was just so urgent that Kevin didn’t argue.

He just moved.

He grabbed the lube as he came off of him, squeezing some quickly into his hand and then giving himself a couple of strokes as he got into position. Resting on his knees, he pulled Edd into his lap and said, “You do it, ok?”

Edd nodded because they both knew if Edd could control the motion, he’d be less likely to be hurt.

No one wants a trip to the hospital in a pandemic over something like this!

Bracing his hands onto Kevin’s sides and Kevin doing likewise, he slowly worked his hips back and forth til he was fully hilted, his head falling onto Kevin’s shoulder with a thunk.

Neither moved for a few, long, tense moments.

When Edd finally brought his head up, Kevin whispered, “I’m...I’m not gonna last long.”

“Me, either,” Edd sighed as he placed a chaste kiss to Kevin’s lips and moved a bit.

Kevin groaned into the soft movement, his hands falling onto Edd’s hips, and his mouth searching for those soft lips again.

His gut whirled tight when Edd pushed their mouths together and his brain shorted out when the needy man in his lap started sucking on his tongue like he would his dick.

He moaned into the kiss and Edd’s hips picked up speed.

Lean arms around his neck made his hips jerk up, but he dug his knees into the bed to anchor himself down when Edd wrapped his legs around him.

Hands explored every inch of skin they could touch and they kissed each other breathless as Edd drove himself up and down on his dick as fast and hard as he could.

“Fuck, I missed you,” Edd whined before kissing him again.

But it was harder this time and his hips weren’t moving in any sort of rhythm anymore.

Kevin brought him closer with one arm, the other slipped between them and started to stroke Edd’s throbbing cock.

Kevin couldn’t wait to get his mouth on it again, but for now, he’d suck Edd’s tongue in his mouth to give him a taste of what he wanted to do to him, with him, and just for him for the next two weeks.

The hand on his cock and the mouth on his tongue made his hips jerk.

HARD.

And Kevin’s dick hit a spot in him that hadn’t been touched in weeks.

He could barely scream as he fell apart, his ass squeezing the hard dick inside him as his whole body begged for more.

Long, thick, milky white strips of cum bursts between them as a roar came out of Kevin.

Strong hands grabbed lithe hips and Edd’s gone.

Release like he hadn’t known in far too long coursed through his whole being as Kevin came as hard as he did.

Once the room stopped spinning, Edd realized that they had fallen backwards, their heads at the feet of the bed.

“You need a haircut,” Kevin grinned affectionately at him, running a weak hand through dark, thick, wavy locks.

“And If you ever cut your hair again, I’ll kill you,” Edd absolutely purred, relishing the gentle touch.

“So noted,” Kevin chuckled as he willed himself up.

“Where ya goin now?” Edd whined.

“Bathroom,” Kevin grinned as he snatched the lube up from where it had fallen on his pillow and made his way to the bathroom.

Edd scrambled as best he could on his baby deer legs to follow him.

Kevin didn’t go back to work and Johnny’s cleaning crew didn’t come for two weeks.

Kevin and Edd shrugged it off and said they were busy catching up on projects at home.

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Father Knows Best

Sometimes when your friends go on adventures, they come back with writing fuel.

For @anybodihearme​

Kevin takes his sons on an important shopping trip.

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Kevin does his best to be with his family for the holidays.