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my sis ships Jojen/Bran

this is excellent news 

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Suki tagged me in this ages ago and i'm finally replying...

1) Worst date? um.... toss up between the first guy i dated (i was 14 and that relationship was a complete trainwreck, which is a shame because he was gorgeous and a lovely guy and i treated him terribly :S), because he was a really bad kisser and it was so awkward.  or a few months ago when my friend and i tried dating and it was just so uncomfortable and i felt really guilty for not feeling anything and pressured and ugh.  so yeah, that was probably the worst.  the best date was with this guy i dated last year - it lasted 5 hours and was magical :D  of course it turned out i wasn't attracted to him like i'm not to any guy i date... sigh...

2) Fav bad movie?  so many omg.  um...  Clash of the Titans.  the script is kinda horrible, and it falls into so many bad stereotypes, but it reworks the myths really well and it will always have my respect for actually DOING THE MEDUSA MYTH WELL i mean wow.  also Io is just SO GOOD and so powerful and my friend and i have this theory that she's actually manipulating the plot all along so.  Wrath was a disappointment from a mythical pov, because it just fell into Christian-type myths and didn't actually do any real Greek ones.  the script and character progression was way better but they didn't really give Andromeda enough screentime?  i mean, she was AWESOME and wow Rosamund Pike was INCREDIBLE in that role, but they just... underwrote the character a lot.

3) Plaid or checks?  aren't they the same thing?  we don't have plaid in England, and i have no idea what it means so... (i thought it meant checked now i am confused)

4) Zombie plan?  get in Tyler's car, go to Fort Paull, hide out there.  it's remote and is a working military base so yeah.

5) Weirdest thing you have ever worn?  never really anything WEIRD, but my friends and i wore knee high neon odd socks once in France when we were 15, and we got loads of funny looks, and it became the Sock Brigade and we did it again for our school's Rag Week :)  

6) Most dangerous thing you have ever done?  i haven't really done anything dangerous?  i tried to wander out into the Wahiba desert when i was 9, because my dad and his friends were fixing our car a bit away from the camp and i thought they might be thirsty because it was really hot (obviously i didn't think that they had brought their own water or anything), and so i got lots of pepsis and water bottles and ice cubes and put them in a plastic bag and i was going to sneak out the back of the camp but the door was locked so i had to go out the front, but my mum caught me and distracted me by getting me to sit down with some Bedouin ladies who were selling jewellery and that's the story of how i was foiled from dying in the desert when i was 9.

7) What would you never want your last words to be?  yolo.  nah that's stupid uh...  oh it was going to be Prak's last words in Life The Universe and Everything, but it's just " 'Oh for heaven's sake," said Prak, and died testily."  i'd like to die testily tho that'd be awesome.  also i want The Sims Buy Mode at my funeral.  actually, i have got something really cool - i know what i want on my gravestone:

And there I would rest, and lie, My chin in my hands, and gaze At the dazzle of the sand below, And the green waves curling slow And the grey-blue distant haze Where the sea goes up to the sky....

it's from A.A. Milne's poem The Island, and i just really adore the poem and i love the idea of having this on my gravestone because it's so peaceful and it's like i'm there watching the waves :)

8) Favourite uncommon ice cream flavour? Stracciatella!  it's so fucking delicious, especially when you have it freshly made in Italy like i did :P

9) Greatest accomplishment when you were ten?  i played Susan in The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe when i was ten and it was my favourite role up until that point and endeared her to me for life :D

10) What is the closest stuffed animal beside you?  Professor Foofoocuddlypoops, a bear my sis bought me for uni and named after Sokka's baby moose lion in AtLA.  

gosh i have to do questions and tag people now

1: what animal would your daemon be? 2: what is your Hogwarts house? 3: if you could live in any fictional world, which would it be? 4: what do you want to have accomplished by age 60? 5: where in the world would you most like to live? 6: if you could change one thing in the world, what would it be? 7: favourite food? 8: friendship or romance? 9: if you were given the chance to re-live your life until now, and change how you acted, would you take it? 10: what would be your perfect day?

and i taaaaaaaaag... 

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things my niece said today (context: she's 3)

Sis: i think i'll have some camomile tea

Niece: if you're going to have tea you should have REAL tea

Me: I HAVE NEVER BEEN PROUDER OF U BB OMG

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Niece: i'm not boobing you, it's just my feet want to be friends with you!

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Niece: *playing with playmobile, arranges two women around a baby*

Me: who's that? is that their baby?

Niece: yes, she has a fairy mummy and a princess mummy.

Me: two mummies?

Niece: yes

Me: lucky baby [INTERNALLY SCREECHING]

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in other news my sister wrote me a jpop song about how ill i am

i have no idea what it says but somehow i have jpop stuck in my head now thnx sis

Watashi no yūjin wa oyu de botoru o umeru tame Ni watashi ni itta... Watashi no oppai no ma ni taoru de tsutsunde, Sore o tsukidasu!

the next verse

Chotto chotto watashi no imōto wa totemo kūruda! Watashi wa mainichi kanojodearu koto ga shitai!

Shikashi, watashi wa byōki de ne teru....

Saikin wa watashi no hana no ue no hoshi ni mukeru

Saikin wa watashi no hana no ue no hoshi ni mukeru

^ the chorus

Watashi no imōto wa kono  Subarashī kyoku o tsukutte iru...

Shikashi, watashi wa kyōmi ga arimasen....

Kanojo wa amarini mo subarashīdesunode

To watashi wa miotori!

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anzu-ai replied to your post: incomprehensiblelentils replied to your photo:...

Sweet and awesome? *doffs hat* Why thank you.

*begrudgingly affectionate sibling fistbump*

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LOOK WHAT CAME IN THE POST TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!

so when i went to visit my sis, i sadly lost one of my fave hats.  and my sis made me one to replace it!  here's what the note said

I found this little guy lying on the side of the road, so I asked him what was wrong and he said he didn't have an owner.  I have loads of hats so I couldn't help him, but then I remembered you lost your hat and this baby hat looks similar!   So here is this little lost hat without an owner, for the little lost owner without a hat. I hope it keeps you warm on your travels.  It's pretty cunning, don't you think?

basically a;ksdfja;sldkfj

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Roleplay with anzu-ai

“Welcome to Finchcrest University; where the unnatural become natural!” Fake cheers came from the crowd of students around Noda, making her grumble with disgust at the students she would have to be spending four years or more with. She glanced at her brother Flinch, his shoulders shrugging upwards as she simply sighed and turned her head back to the trying-too-hard principal. The older lady- known as Principal Jennerson- had her darkened brown hair pulled back in a high bun, wrapping it around itself before a clip was placed to hold it. Her dull green eyes were framed with wrinkles, probably from either stress or old age. A dark brown skirt hugged at her legs and fell to her knees accompanied with a short sleeved white button down. Yet the smile she wore never faltered as she began explaining the school rules and dormitories. ‘Oh well, at least I’m getting away from home.’ Noda thought bitterly, walking in the jumbled group of college students to see who they would be rooming with. Most people would be the lucky ones; the ones who knew each other from previous schools or friendships they had made. For some reason Noda had never really had any close friends, and sure she had Flinch, but he also had his own friends.

                Most dorms consisted of what type of mons-creature they were and then who would be the least amount of a threat. Any type of conflict wasn’t really approved of on grounds, yet they would be fair since there was no other school to take in a bunch of messed up kids. Turning to say something to Flinch, the naturally crimson haired teenager realized her brother had left and was now spending time with his own friends. She was really the only alone one. Sighing inwardly, she looked up at the list, her ruby eyes running down the small font until she found the name Noda D’Celita. Seeing the name that was next to her, it was certainly one that she didn’t recognize, but then again she didn’t remember any of the faces here. Shrugging, she fixed her bag to sit promptly on one of her shoulders and began her way into the girls dorm, walking down the crowded halls until she reached room 369 and pushed open the door.

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My wish is for all the inequalities in the world to vanish, and for every man, woman and child to be given equal opportunity and chance for happiness, regardless of age, gender, sexual orientation or colour. (p.s. My Magical Girl is called Chiyoko)

The power your wish generated was immense.  As a magical girl, you plunged into your role with gusto, defeating witches swiftly with your trusty katana.  However, you grew distraught as you saw the consequences of your wish.  

With everyone equal, soon the most sought after career opportunities were filled, overflowing, leaving lesser but vital jobs vacant.  And as society fell apart, population rose.  Other countries suddenly became far richer, causing damage to global economy.  And it soon became apparent that happiness was not the same for everyone.  Just as the oppressed had a chance and opportunity to be happy, so did sadists and perverts.  

Although at first things had seemed to improve, now everything fell apart.  Some who were oppressed before would take their new found opportunity to seek revenge on their oppressors; children too naive to know what they wanted were given opportunities to find happiness in chaos.*

You found your own chance for happiness: an opportunity in your perfect career as an animator.  Yet on the way to your interview you were tragically cut down by a teenager driving the sports car she was sure would bring her happiness, the sports car she would not have had opportunity to buy had it not been for your wish…

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You shrunk away from your duties as a magical girl, neglecting to cull the growing numbers of witches that resulted from your wish.  Your chance for happiness in your own life left untaken, you hid in your bedroom, slowly succumbing to despair.  And thanks to the power of your wish, your strength as a witch was far more than equal to that of the others…

(oh did i mention that in keeping with the tone of pmmm, these will be really fucking depressing stories :D)