the mystery shall remain

five by five

[dailycatsblog]

[retrowar]

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

[jay-jay-gone]

Are you proud of yourself? Are you happy you made this?

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

Oh you have no idea.

[were-ralph]

this made me laugh so hard i started choking and gasping for air 

[garysinises]

Bought myself a bottle of what I’ve affectionately termed the “piss perfume” due to its fragrantica reviews. It rules and smells very sexy but not if you don’t like animalic scents. Regardless here are some things I think it smells like:

- being the most gorgeous woman at the lemur house

- meeting a beautiful woman at a dive bar, having sex with her in the bathroom, and then sharing a cigarette with her outside at 3 am

- a chic flower shop at 3 pm in the middle of a heat wave

- the smell of someone’s skin approximately 3 hours after you’ve all done too many tequila shots

- being licked head to toe in a mysterious older woman’s attic. Possibly by the older woman, or possibly not

Also the fact everyone on Fragrantica says it’s a fall scent is ridiculous, it smells better the more you sweat and is an ideal summer scent.

Below are some of my favorite recent reviews to help you understand that no one is normal about this scent:

[haarute]

me: i can't do anything... i don't know what my life is anymore...

the jacob wysocki tulpa manifesting inside my brain:

[plagued-by-visions]

genuinely came on tumblr to see if someone clipped this bit so I can save it

[iamwizzzzz]

[disgustinggf]

[alessandriana]

[loveridden1999]

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

[whatisyourchildhoodtrauma]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 3.16 & 7.05

D'HOFFRYN: Hmm. You want to take it back. Must be twelve bodies in there. Such a thing—not easily done. But not impossible. You're a big girl, Anyanka. You understand how this works. The proverbial scales must balance. In order to restore the lives of the victims, the fates require a sacrifice. The life and soul of a vengeance demon. ANYA: I understand the price. Do it. D'HOFFRYN: You're sure? This is your wish? ANYA: This is my wish. Undo what I did.

[yamelcakes]

What Big Food Did to Ice Cream

The “encrapification” of the American pint — a chemist’s plain-language dissection

Really good article by a chemist on why most ice cream sucks now— it’s because it’s not really ice cream.

[jmtorres]

part of me wants to be like "do people really not know this" and part of me knows full well i only read the labels because i have gut problems and don't want to suffer

anyway i've had my eye on the fat content for years. actual ice cream made with real cream won't trigger my lactose intolerance, because the higher the fat content of dairy, the lower the lactose content. my personal tipping point is around half-and-half so if you make "ice cream" with with skim milk, the enshittification i experience is unfortunately literal

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[animentality]

[apocraphelion]

[littlestfallenangel]

[chongoblog]

[chillyfeetsteak]

this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[gryffon]

[baryonyxtrainor4]

*plit plit pippippappip plit*

*wit plit pippip plit*

[operating-potato]

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[silky-selkie]

Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

[farewell-to-lorien]

To Survive on This Shore, by Jess T. Dugan.

[ironwoman359]

This being marked "mature" is actually disgusting. These are completely neutral portraits that are not sexual or provocative in any way. Trans people existing is not a fucking sexual statement, let alone our trans elders.