3 times AoA wanted to kill wizard and one time he did
N/A: To sum up, evil wizard Kurt ends up in Kurt D´s universe before meeting his own Kitty so what happened here does not make him a total asshole.
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1) Bad starts
Kurt Darkholme is no stranger to different dimensions and his doppelgangers. The man can even rank his favourite alternative version, Kurt Waggoner is his number 1, Kurt Wagner(the priest) is in second and Nightcreeper is in third(the man resembles Deadpool sometimes but Darkholme can admire his sense of justice)
However, there are versions of himself Kurt dislike or downright hate(nazi!Kurt for example, didn´t live enough to say more than Hi ), Cadbury didn´t last long either and now...there´s this wizard that is getting on his nerves.
"Ah, here I was thinking it wouldn´t have much to look out" the wizard speak to a very confused Ariel much to Darkholme´s annoyance.
"Well, we just finish the reforms but...we choose practical over fashion" Ariel stated and Darkholme merely chuckles as Rogue facepalm herself and the wizard didn´t seem to mind the naive reply.
"So, why are you here?" Darkholme stated with a barbed tone and the wizard regards him as Darkholme himself was an afterthought.
"Oh, right, one of my enemies run to this dimension and I want to stop him" the wizard replied paying more attention to Ariel who is still confused at the whole deal, why look at her? Kurt Darkholme is the one who offers to help the wizard in the first place.
"So, a criminal of your world comes to mine, and you act like a fool, no wonder the criminal got away" Darkholme now has his direct attention.
"It was lucky and Darkholme, don´t be such killjoy, the last time I used the name Darkholme was when I was such in a dark place, but, look around I don´t think you live in a hellish place anymore" the wizard smiles malicious and Darkholme is regretting not bringing his sword to this meeting.
"Hey, stop that, whatever this is, there´s a magical criminal walking freely in our world, rockstar, and we can´t idly around, now, Yana mention something about this symbol" Ariel speaks remember some things that Yana talk about seals."
The wizard falters in his smiles and Darkholme feels a little vindicate.
2) fight
The said criminal is a foe that Darkholme never saw before, magic users are rare, but not extinct, Magik and Dr Stranger are one of the most powerful and are helping the survivors with magic abilities to navigated through this new life. Scarlet Witch is also helping even if she is heavily pregnant with twins.
But this criminal is something else and as much it loathes to Darkholme to admit it would be impossible to catch him without the wizard´s help, Kurt Darkholme could show gratitude if the wizard stops from getting on his nerves.
"Thank you for helping the rockstar, we don´t get to fight many magical users" Ariel replied and the wizard smiles (in a fashion that makes Darkholme want to punch him) and replied smoothly.
"It´s no problem, you fight bravely have you ever thought in leaving the X-men and doing something else?" Darkholme has his swords in hand ready to dirty his blade with the wizard´s blood.
"No, I like here and I would miss everyone deeply, especially him"Ariel points in good humour at Darkholme who blinks at her reply. "I would never want to leave him, not after everything we went through"
The wizard blinks and just sighs dejectedly.
3)almost
The wizard catches the criminal but still haven´t left, his excuse, as Darkholme calls it, is that the man wants to repay the damage the criminal did. Ariel think is a noble thing to do, Darkholme is far too cynical to believe in a word he is speaking.
"Knock off" Darkholme speak once the wizard would speak the same speech again "I know why are you doing this, but, it won´t happen, she won´t choose you"
"Oh, she choose you for now, are you sure she won´t change her mind?" the wizard smiles malicious and Darkholme is itching to cut his head off "for now, it seems the lovely Ariel seems very into you, what a shame"
"Ah, what a shame your head is still attached to your body, such a shame" Darkholme stated after the wizard vanishes into thin air.
4) finally
The wizard is finally leaving when the man thought it would be nice to kiss Ariel´s hand much to Ariel´s confusion and to Darkholme´s dismay, that is actually the last drop, as the man catches his sword and cuts the wizard´s head off.
Ariel didn´t scream. Used to the battlefield to know better, however, she did freak a little when the body reattached itself unlike Deadpool, the wizard is healed from death that easily.
"That´s was mean" the wizard reply and maybe he would have cast a spell on Kurt Darkholme but Ariel intervene.
"Well, so it was flirt with someone that is already in a relationship, Rogue explained why you are being so nice to me, and wizard, you know by now that I´m on a relationship and I don´t appreciate you try to stir confusion" Ariel looks dead set into his eyes and the wizard merely shurgs.
"You are very cute, I like you, either way, Darkholme is a lucky man, I finish what I was aimed to do, take care Ariel and Darkholme" the wizard stated as the portal opens and the man is out of the AoA´s universe.
What does your middle finger gesture other than to telling me what finger I’m gonna make them to cut off? (AoA)
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N/A: Do I tell how much I love Kurt D? Well, I do.
Ariel is a reasonable woman or is how she likes to be seen. In this new era of mankind and mutantkind, the X-men does not need to fight as before, many agencies are there to help humans and new mutants to deal with powers. Of course, not always their mission is peaceful, but Kitty likes to be an optimist.
Kurt Darkholme hardly shares the same sentiment, as is a negative person(however, there´s no denying that the man, after going to the 616! dimension got softer) and often expects the worst situation to happen.
“Cheer up, rockstar” Ariel said as they have a mission given by Rogue to assist a region that the Hellfire created, new mutants are waking their powers there and Rogue can always count with her brother to solve the situation(as Rogue can always count with Ariel to not let her brother do stupid things)“the mission will be alright”
“Oh, now you jinxed,” Kurt teased and the woman covers her mouth as the other chuckles at her expression.
Everything was going along splendid when of course, someone decides to face Kurt Darkholme would be the best idea of his life. Tom Black, truly believe in his decision as the man points his finger to Darkholme.
“You, Mystique´s son!” Tom screams gathering Darkholme´s attention “how dare you to come here, your mother was the reason for all of us be in this situation”
“Who are you? and why should I care?” Darkholme stated calmly.
Tom Black did speak so more and show his middle finger, ironically, after he did lecture Darkholme about honour.
“What does your middle finger gesture other than to tell me what finger I’m gonna make them cut off? ” Kurt Darkholme stated as his tail twisted the man´s arm and look at his fingers.
“Monster!” Tom Black shout and Kurt merely rolls his eyes and break one of his fingers. He would do more damage, but Ariel(true to her mission) steps in.
“Ok, you two enough, stranger, do not speak about things you don´t understand if it wasn’t for his mother none of you would be alive, Kurt, please, think of the children” Kurt look at the young ones(few are scared, the rest seem impressed) “we aren´t here to fight, after all, it would be unfair to Tom Black if we are and sure the man will get the hint and be shut or we will have to deal with us”
“You are right Katzchen”
Tom Black is released and runs away from them. Shouting something about honour. It was a nice day.
N/A: AoA because I love Kurt D as always the AoA is not the forget all hope, not here.
There´s a problem in a city area of the New Genosha. Magneto, wanting to deal with the situation discretely asked for the help of the best X-men to solve the problem, a loose mutant with invisibility powers is striking and attacking the houses. He can´t just ask this to his kids, Wanda is in honeymoon with Vision(Magneto can´t complain about their relationship ever or Wanda will cast a mean hex on him), Pietro is with his wife and Lorna is off with that boy Marcus.
Kids, they grow so fast.
It was awkward that it was Rogue that answer the call, however, Rogue is nothing if a professional and send her little brother(only her to call Kurt Darkholme little brother) as well mutants of the team B(they do have an odd classification system) to assist the situation.
“OH MY GOD YOUR EYES!!!” one of Genosha´s citizen scream as the night hides partly of Kurt Darkholme and make his crimson eyes visible. Some of the other mutants are sharing the same sentiment.
Ariel, however, didn´t saw the big deal as she pays attention to his eyes and then speaks.
"Yes, I know, he has beautiful eyes"everyone stops to look at Ariel as she has 3 heads "he is a very handsome man, but you don´t need to attract attention like that, we can see this, now, we are here to catch a criminal not to ogle to Kurt Darkholme, ok?”
Everyone but Kurt is surprised by this speech.
“Well, if you all think I´m that gorgeous, take a picture, it last longer, now as Ariel said we are here in a mission and I want to get over with and be home, Genosha is cold and I hate cold”
Ariel and Nightcrawler formed a plan and managed to capture the criminal with no problem. As the team make damage control.
“Do you really think my eyes are gorgeous?” Kurt whisper to her ear.
“Of course, I think you have the gorgeous eyes ever and a nice voice, quite manly” Kurt merely chuckles and kissed her head.
The mission is a success and many are now wondering the nature of Kurt and Kitty´s relationship. The only reply Nightcrawler gives is “none of your business” and of course, better not anger a guy that fed people to sharks.
