ABST JAUNE Meets Chibinder
Cinder: MWAHAHA~! Well, if it isn't HOLY SHIT!
Jaune: (Absolute)
Cinder: Who the fuck are you?!
Jaune: Don't you recognize me, Cinder? It's me... Jaune Arc...
Cinder: NOOO, no, no no! No, you are not! You're not Jaune Arc, you're Jaune BOLT! What in the Brothers happened to you?! You look like you ATE HAZEL!
Jaune: I've been hitting the gym.
Cinder: You've been hitting the fucking HOUND is what you've been hitting! What- What the fuck do you even say now?! "The name's Jaune Rainart; tall, thick, and fucking chokes you out; The ladies can't handle me?!" I mean, what- What the hell?! You're the size of six refrigerators, THE FOOTBALL PLAYER, and your quads are twice the size of my canon torso!
Jaune: I'm gonna stop you, Cinder.
Cinder: Stop me?! I haven't even done anythi- Is that a battle axe?
ABST AU by @epic-arc