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(The scene - Pyrrha and Nora are sitting on the couch with Ruby and Weiss. Pyrrha has an arm wrapped around Nora's shoulder while the former is on her scroll. Weiss is sitting with her bare feet on Ruby's lap while the leader is on her scroll. Oh, and it's also Non-Descript Winter Holiday.)
Pyrrha: I've been thinking about getting Jaune a juicer for the holidays.
Nora: Oh, really?
Pyrrha: Mhm. I've been seeing him drink a lot more juice lately. What do you think, Nora?
Nora: I think whatever you get him will be fine~.
Pyrrha: You know, talking that way doesn't help me!
Click~!
Ruby: (Realizes her scroll's flash is on, Immediately set scroll aside, Folds hands)
Pyrrha: ...
Nora: ...
Weiss: (Slips off the couch)
Ruby: Um... Sorry, Weiss.
Weiss: No, no, it's- it's fine.
Ruby: I, uh... I didn't know the flash was on.
Weiss: No, I- I get it.
Pyrrha: ...
Nora: ...Do you really think Jaune drinks enough juice to warrant getting him a juicer? I could ask for you.
Pyrrha: Would you? That would be feet- I MEAN, NEAT. It would be neat.
Weiss: I... I'm going to go.
Ruby: What? But we still need to pick a movie to watch!
Weiss: I have some late-night holiday shopping to do.
Pyrrha: I should go, too, so I can get that juicer.
Nora: I'll come, too! The juicer might be heavy!
Ruby: I can come, too, in case Weiss' feet get tired. I'll even give her a foot rub. I think I would be especially good at it because I can get my fingers in-between those cute, little toesies of hers.
Pyrrha: That won't be necessary.
Ruby: ...Can you guys promise not to tell anyone about this?
Weiss: Of course we won't.
Pyrrha: I don't think we can do that in good conscience.
Ruby: That... That's fair. (Picks up scroll) I'll delete the picture.
Weiss: You don't have to.
Nora: No, I think deleting it is the best choice here.
Pyrrha: Make sure you go to the trash and delete it there, too, that way it's gone for good.
Ruby: Shut up, you lesbian! I don't want to hear another word out of any of your mouths unless it's Weiss saying she wants to stick her toes into my nostrils! Now everyone get out of here!
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Cinder: Well, well, well... Look has come to bless this pyromaniac's bodacious booty-cheeks with her flowery presence~.
Ruby: What do you want, Cinder?
Cinder: I should be asking you that, my queer little rose~. You're the one in my dorm room~.
Ruby: I'm not a queer! I am heterosexual! The animalistic desires I have for other girls means nothing if I don't act on them!
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Blake: ...
Ruby: Oh, great... Not Blake... (Approaches)
Blake: ...Ruby.
Ruby: Blake.
Blake: Happy holidays.
Ruby: I need to get inside. Weiss is acting like a useless lesbian again.
Blake: So I noticed.
Ruby: (Has smear on cheek)
Blake: You have something here. (Wipes)
Ruby: (Shoves off) Keep your filthy paws off me, Blake! It's... It's just soot and ash from fighting Cinder, that's all! Heck, I don't even know why I'm even bothering talking to you! You know I don't talk to girls who swing that way!
Blake: ...Are you implying you don't?
Ruby: (Grips Blake's coat) NO. I DON'T. NOT ANYMORE. You made sure of that!
Ruby: (Ladybug memories flush back, Winces) You taught me that there's no such thing as true love between two girls. And if there was, you and I would still be together like last year!
Blake: (Doesn't flinch as Ladybugs crawl)
Ruby: (Turns away) I need to go find Weiss.
Blake: Then you're running away. Again.
Ruby: (Remembers kissing Blake, Grits)
Blake: (Remembers Ruby leaving, Sighs) After everything that happened, I have no idea why you continue to blame me when you were the one who threw me away. Especially when the reason is because you're so dead set on being the main character, you can't stand the idea of people looking past you to see who your arm is linked with, seeing them as your equal. Like you are the only one who deserves the spotlight.
Ruby: And what exactly is wrong with that? Confidence and self-pride are the pinnacle of being the baddest bitch in Beacon~!
Blake: You can be the baddest bitch in Remnant, but if you ain't got no bitches yourself, then are your sacrifices to become top bitch really worth it?
Ruby: ...
Blake: I still love you, Ruby Rose. Even if it is one-sided.
Ruby: (Walks away)
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Ruby: (Sitting w/ Weiss under mistletoe)
Weiss: ...I mean, we are already sitting so close to one another... Maybe you and I could...
Ruby: WEISS. Absolutely not. Do you know what this day is? It's the most important holiday of the year. It's the day our lord and creator was born and made us. It's not about... that.
Weiss: It would only be a silly, little kiss.
Ruby: Even that is too much. Girls kissing girls is the gravest of sins, Weiss. The gravest. Would Salem have stuck her tongue into The Blacksmith's mouth if she asked? No shot. Temptation... Temptation is how it starts. Giving in for a second would scar us, and we would carry them for the rest of our lives and after. Then all that's left for us is oblivion.
Weiss: (Slumps sadly)
Ruby: (Blushing) But... It is tradition, though, that a girl should kiss another girl when under the mistletoe. And... maybe even the Brothers can have a sense of humor... every now... and then... (Lunges)
Weiss: (Stunned by sudden kiss)
Ruby: (Breaks away, Lunges)
Weiss: (Melts into Ruby, Strokes)
Ruby: (Ladybug memories fade)
Weiss: (Breaks away, Smiling) Were you as you were afraid you would be~?
(Setting - Ruby and Weiss are hanging out with them wearing slippers while Ruby is kicking over Weiss's lap. Ruby's slippers bear the Schnee Family symbol while her partner bears the Rose Family emblem. Ruby is on her scroll, sucking on a lollipop while Weiss is reading a book. Oh, and also, it's not the holidays anymore.)
Weiss: (Smiling)
Ruby: (Pop~!) I always feel so gay when I'm around you, Weiss~.
Weiss: (Blushes) YOU- YOU WHAT?!
Ruby: ...
Weiss: Um... You know, I... I always feel gay when I'm around you, too! P- Perhaps we could keep this gayness going? I can pick you up tomorrow at eight and we can go to the bowling alley and share a soda and maybe some cheese sticks? If you want, of course...
Ruby: Mm, I like the sound of that~. We'll make it a date~! (Gets up) I gotta get back to the dorm. It's Tuesday, so he gets a can of Spam.
Weiss: I'm here to pick you up for our first official date as girlfriends~!
Ruby: ...GIRLFRIENDS?! Since when were we each other's girlfriends?! Girls can't be together; it's weird and gross!
Weiss: But... But you said you feel gay when you're around me! I... I thought-
Ruby: I meant gay as in happy, you idiot! The original definition of the word "gay" in the dictionary is literally to be carefree and joyful! It was a wonderful word before the gays selfishly took it for themselves! Are you aware that the Non-Descript Religious Book says that it's a sin for two girls to be each other's girlfriends, right?
Weiss: Oh, er, yes! Of course! This- This was a prank! I just wanted to trick you! Ha ha ha ha~! Surprise~!
Ruby: (Glaring, Narrow eyes) ...Can you please leave now?
Weiss: Oh, um, of course. (Steps back) Are we... still going out for soda and cheese sticks?
Ruby: (Shuts door)
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Ruby: Emerald? What are you doing here? And why do you keep looking over your shoulder?
Emerald: I... I need you to hide me! It's Cinder! She's angry and she keeps trying to hit me!
Ruby: (Brings her inside, Sits)
Emerald: (Sits) I just... don't know what to do, Ruby. It's been like this since before we were together.
Ruby: Well, unfortunately, Emerald, what you go through is just the norm for gay couples like you and Cinder. It's why I don't partake in such urges.
Emerald: Urges? Ruby, are... Are you gay?
Ruby: Nope! I'm homophobic~! Most people have urges, (Gazes at Weiss bikini photo) and I would love nothing more than to ravage Weiss's mind, body, and soul and claim her for myself...
Emerald: That sounds extremely gay, hon.
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Cinder: Do you honestly think Pyrrha Nikos's team will love you after what you did to them~?
Ruby: Those polyamorous bisexuals don't need to love me! Just fear me!
Cinder: Well, which are you, then? Loved or feared? You can't be both. The cold, hard truth is that we all fucking hate you.
Ruby: (Tears in eyes)
Cinder: I... I didn't mean it like that. I-
Ruby: (Runs off, Crying)
Cinder: (Finds her, Sits next to her) Hey... I wanted to say... I'm sorry.
Ruby: You weren't exactly lying before. You're totally right.
Cinder: What I said may have been true, at least about the others hating you so much to whisper behind your back, but it might make you feel better to know that I never took any part in the trash talking.
Ruby: Yeah... Right... Why wouldn't you?
Cinder: Because that's not how I do things. If I have a problem with you, then I tell you to your face. There's no need to hide behind others with you, my rival.
Ruby: ...
Cinder: Ruby-
Ruby: (Lunges, Kisses Cinder)
Cinder: (Leans into the kiss)
Ruby: (Pushes off) I... I'm sorry, I... I don't know what happened. I... I think I tripped and fell into you. I'm not gay.
Cinder: Yeah, no, I- I get it, Big Dawg. I- I fell, too. It was an accident.
Ruby: Do you have anything else to say to me? If not, I'd rather be left alone right now.
Cinder: (Looks over, Smiles) Actually, I think there's someone else who wants to talk to you~.
Ruby: ?! (Turns)
Weiss: (Blinks away tears) H-Hello, Ruby! I know you didn't want to go on that date we talked about, but I went to the lien store and picked up a 2 liter of soda and frozen mozzarella sticks. We can't heat them up because we're outside, but I bought these six hours ago, so they are soggy enough that we can eat them the way they are now!
Cinder: I'll just leave you two little girls alone then. (Walks away, Glances)
Weiss: (Glares unblinkingly at Cinder)
Cinder: (Turns away, Leaves)
Ruby: How much of that did you see?
Weiss: Enough to say I wish I hadn't. (Chugs)
Ruby: Do you... maybe want to go on that date tomorrow like you wanted?
Weiss: I... I would like that, actually. (Flush) If... If you're serious about it, that is. We don't have to, and it's okay if you change your mind again.
Ruby: Weiss, I want to because... I always feels so gay around you, you know~.
Yang:Do think Blake would be cool with me wanting to meet her folks sooner rather later? I’ve been thinking about bringing it up.
Ruby:The worst she could do is runaway again, and you survived that. Might as well ask.
Yang…..
Ruby:…My bad. Sore spot I guess.
Yang:You were rather quick with it. Am I bugging you?
Ruby:No! It’s not- I mean…little bit, but don’t get the wrong idea! I like that you want to talk with me about this stuff, and I’m happy you’re happy. It’s just…sorta feels like I end up having to hold some of the emotional baggage between you two. Not that I don’t want to be there for you! I-
Yang:Ruby, it’s cool. I have been rather yappy as of late.
Ruby:That’s not a bad thing. Honestly…maybe I’m a little jealous of the situation.
Yang:Oh? *eyes widened* Does my little sis have feelings for someone? Is it actual farm boy or spiritual farm boy?
Ruby:Actually they’re both real. Jaune’s family owns a few acres. They had turkeys.
Yang:Jaune it is.
Ruby:It could’ve been Weiss for all you know!
Yang:Pfft, nah. If you had a crush on Weiss then you would’ve been trying to rebrand us as Remnant’s ultimate power couples or having a crisis that we’re following dad’s footsteps.
Ruby:Point taken…I can’t deny any of that.
Yang:So, you gonna tell em?
Ruby:Let’s not be crazy now. No need for all that.
Yang:Don’t tell me you’re about to act like your big sister?
Ruby:Pfft, I would never procrastinate so long. I just…don’t feel like potentially ruining a friendship or anything. He’s been through hell; I’ve been through it too. I…sigh
Yang:Look, I know this is typically said as a joke, but the worst Jaune would literally ever do is say no. I’m not gonna tell you what to do, but didn’t we promise to speak up when things are weighing us down? That includes everyone.
Ruby:Yeah but…I like him! It’s already awkward enough dealing with the feelings, but…
Yang:Hmm? *tilts head*
Ruby:Y’know, he’s…attractive.
Yang:Oh. Oh! You actually want to get handsy?
Ruby:Didn’t say all that! But…kinda? It’s an attack on all fronts! Rationalizing deeper feelings is one thing; this desire to physically be close with him is too much! How do I cope with that!?
Yang:Maybe cross that bridge second? I know you’re not the best at reading a room but you will definitely gauge the vibe after admitting you like him. Treat it like a fighting game. Don’t burn all your meter.
Ruby:You’re being shockingly okay with your little sister having feelings for someone.
Yang:To be honest, I was beginning to think literal romance wasn’t your thing, which is fine by me and probably dad. Learning someone is making your heart flutter though? Ah, I gotta admit it makes me kinda excited.
Ruby:*red*Don’t make a big deal out of it, or be nosy! *rubs head*…I guess saying something would feel slightly better than screaming into a pillow for the rest of my life.
Yang:I mean if all goes well, that might be the rest of your life, hehehe.
Ruby:Pump the brakes!
Yang:I’m joking! Feel better?
Ruby:…Maybe a little.
Yang:Good. Seriously though, what ever happens, I’m there for ya.
Ruby:Thanks. Sorry again about…everything honestly. I always feel bad butting heads with you.
Yang:That makes two of us. Apology and all.
She opens her arms for her little sister to graciously walk into. Despite it all, they were both still huggers.
xxxxx
On the sunny training grounds of Shade, Jaune sits on the outskirts of a grass field as he checks his sword. Ruby had a feeling she’d find him here. She approaches from behind, casting her shadow over him to give away her position.
Ruby:Hard a work?
Jaune:Hardly working. Ran a few drills is all. Getting some training in?
Ruby:Nah. I’m making today a lazy day.
Jaune:Then I guess you’re here for me? What can I do you for?
After a few seconds with no answer, Jaune was about to turn his head. Before he could, the weight of Ruby pressing her back against his stopped him from moving. It didn’t feel bad, but clearly something was on her mind.
Jaune:Rubes? Everything alright?
Ruby:Yeah. I just….we’re friends; best friends in fact. Right?
Jaune:If we weren’t, I’d consider my name in your scroll being “vomit boy” as a sign of bullying, hehe. Yes Ruby, we’re best friends. Arguably the closest I’ve had.
Ruby:Soooo…I guess it would be weird if I said I liked you?
Jaune:…
Ruby:I can’t pinpoint the exact moment, but I do. Like you I mean. A lot. *hugs knees* I just thought you should know. It-It doesn’t have to mean anything. I’m not trying to ruin what we have or put you on the spot. I just couldn’t stop thinking it; about you and everything if that makes sense? Ugh! Please shut me up or something! *pulls up hood* I’m sorry.
Jaune:Sorry for what? You really think I’d be upset or criticize our friendship because you like me more than what you used to?
Ruby:…Well when you say it like that I look dumb.
Jaune:You’re not dumb. And…I like you too, y’know?
Ruby:!? Huh?
The speed in which she pulled down her hood and properly sat next to Jaune made him more than a little bashful, causing him to not make eye contact.
Jaune:I know I didn’t think about everything I needed to in the Ever After, clearly, but I did think about you a lot. I don’t think there was a day I didn’t. You mean a lot to me in many ways.
Ruby:Hey, no need to diss yourself in the beginning there. You- we’ve been through enough. No need to add more insults to injury.
Jaune:My bad. Easier said than done I guess. I uhh, I’m sorry. About everything. I never properly apologized.
Ruby:I’m sorry too. Things got really, really strained. We said somethings we shouldn’t have. And looks like there’s other things we clearly forgot to say. What’s up with that?
Jaune:Well for starters, I don’t know exactly how you feel about me. I mean I know we’re close, but I wouldn’t blame you if you still saw me as an older guy.
Ruby:Ah. Yeah I can see you feeling a little worried about that. Honestly, maybe if we found you living a full life with new friends. Jaune, you were living the worst moments of your life for decades. I’d hardly count that as growing up.
Jaune:Siiiiiggghhh
Ruby:That came out wrong! I’m not judging! I literally can’t. I didn’t even survive three full days in there without phoning it in. Man, we really are a mess.
Jaune:At least we’re back together again. Things will get better.
Ruby:I’d like to think so. Heh, together. *red* Sooo, it’s mutual then? More or less?
Jaune:What exactly is the more and less?
Ruby:W-We don’t have to get into all that right now, do we?
Jaune:*makes eye contact*….
Ruby:…I really think you’re cute! It’s been distracting lately!
Ruby:Why do I feel like you’re picking on me? This is a big deal for me. I practiced on the way over here. Not that it really helped. Anyways…ummm
Jaune:Do you wanna try?
Ruby:Huh?
Jaune:Being…more? Ruby, even if it doesn’t work out, I’m not going anywhere. You’re unfortunately stuck with me.
Ruby:…What’s so unfortunate about that?
Jaune:*red*…
Ruby wasn’t sure why she did it, but her hand found its way on top of his. It was hard to tell whose hand was trembling. Perhaps both? The silence felt okay. Comfortable even. Gentle smiles were exchanged while her heart raced. This was already more than what she could hope for, so why couldn’t she stop herself from slightly raising her chin? Maybe her eyes betrayed her intent, and she was easier to read than a book; what should’ve been a conversation now had her eyes close the moment Jaune leaned down. To call it a simple kiss didn’t feel right. Every muscle relaxed, letting the gentle warmth on her lips wash over her. Ruby leaned into it only a little bit, attempting to take things slowly for both their sake. Still, she hadn’t realized how long it’s been since she’s felt so…relaxed. No, that wasn’t the word. In this moment, Ruby felt safe. This was okay. It was…normal.
As he slowly pulled back, Jaune immediately noticed the girl looking at him with tears in her eyes.
Jaune:Ruby!? I-I’m sorry! I thought-
Ruby:No. Y-You’re fine. This is more than fine. *wiping eyes* Hehe, sorry. I’m just…I’m feeling a lot of things right now. Gods, I must look crazy. Like get it together, ehe.
Jaune:…Don’t say that. I think it’s okay to feel…all of it.
So much for a dry face. Hearing that brought a few extra tears. This time, it was Jaune’s hand that cradled them. He looked directly at her with caring eyes. They were always so sincere. So kind; even though the worst of things, Ruby always knew his eyes looked at her with such an earnest expression. Her hands rested on the collar of his shirt, gripping it slowly and gently tugging him back down. Right now, all she wanted to do was feel this moment. The fear, aches, comfort, and warmth. Everything else could wait. Today, Ruby was going to put herself first.
xxxxxx
Yang:*watching tv*
Ruby:*walks back in* I have returned.
Yang:Did you find him? *sips drink*
Ruby:Yeah. Well had sex.
Yang:!? Wh- cough! Agh! Ugh! What!? You-
Ruby:Wow, you really believed that. My bad. Take another sip before you croak.
Yang:You lied!? Why would you do that!?
Ruby:Pfft! I wanted to see your reaction. Anyways, rest your heart. It was a joke. *blushes* However we did kiss. Tada, I…have a boyfriend now. *covers face* Yippee.
Yang:Oh. Wait, yo! Okay! Congrats! That’s huge! *holds head* Damn, really taking me on a ride here. Seriously though, glad it worked out.
Ruby:We’re testing the waters but thanks. I really appreciate it.
Yang:I’m surprised he isn’t here right now. Something come up?
Ruby:I didn’t know how well you’d take that joke.
Jaune:*slowly opens door* Am I safe to come inside?
???: Hey... You remember the day we were finally free for the first time? That's the feeling we've been striving for ever since. Leave your worries behind. Leave your body behind. Let me continue our flow with the wind.
A new hunter greets you.
Jaune: The only place where I can truly be free... are my dreams. In the vast open plains of this hell, I have nothing to worry about from my past life. Of course, it's not a perfect idea... You shouldn't hold yourself just one place; you should be able to wander the world as free as the wind. But... not even gods are perfect, right?
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The Dominating Nikos
???: ...We've been submissive long enough. Can't you hear our soul crying out for more? We can dominate. You can dominate. Just leave your earthly body behind and let us ascend. Let me dominate those that need guidance.
A new hunter greets you.
Pyrrha: What is true domination? There is no domination if there are none who are weak. That is the law of the nature. There is no shame in admitting that you want power over the poor and the weak. You yourself have sought domination by coming this far. You wanted to prove to the others that you have got what it takes. You wanted to dominate this oppressive and hopeless darkness, didn't you?
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The Tormented Valkyrie
???: Hey... This torment has no end. It is our destiny. But you' must've been feeling the same as I have. So, don't try to hold yourself back from the inevitable. Embrace it. Let me make sure your pain, your suffering, your torment doesn't go to waste...
A new hunter greets you.
Nora: I've grown to love my pain and suffering. I curse this universe and where I've been put inside of it. I curse the fate that has been put on me. But... I've grown to love it, too. Suffering changes how I see. I can use it to my advantage. It's like an ancient secret, something revealed to me in my darkest hour. A secret only I am aware of.
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The Enlightened Ren
???: For our knowledge to grow. You need to kill your ego and move on. Leave your fleshy shell behind and let me continue your ambitions."
A new hunter greets you.
Lie Ren: Knowledge... It suffocates those unable to adjust. I could not bear the world with everything I've learned with my enlightenment on my ascension. It is said that ignorance is bliss and the knowledge only enhances the pain. The only way for me to continue existing was to change. Knowledge changes one permanently. And at a certain point, there is no looking back.
Jaune: When I get back to the civilization, the first stop is going to be the Weiss's room! When I... get back... (Sighs) Even I don't believe that anymore...
Pyrrha: The first thing I'm going to have is a long and relaxing bath. ...Mm, no, I think I need to cleanse my mind and soul first. So, the first stop would be the training arena.
Jaune: ...I mean, a bath would be nice, too, right?
Nora: The first thing I'm going to do is eat well. I'm going to have a line of pancakes brought to me as far as I can reach~!
Ren: Bold of you all to assume we are ever getting out of here.
Cardin: Oh, you think you’re so cool because you have a well-endowed girlfriend who’s a world-famous athlete and top of the class and has an awesome caring personality and helped you progress to the level of professional huntsman in only six months and deeply values you as a person and helped you become more confident as a man?!
Jaune: …I mean…yeah…?
Cardin: Oh yeah?!? Well…the evidence definitely does support that conclusion!!!
Cardin: You’re really making it difficult to properly bully you right now! I feel like I’m doing all the work here!
Cardin: It's just... It used to be so much easier to be a bully, y'know? Like, back in the day, I could just glare at a guy and make him piss himself, then laugh at him to make me feel better!
Bakugou: It's these damn internet sites, man. Nowadays, you can't even tell a kid to kill himself unless you're in, like, Japan or some shit.
Nelson: HA HA~! ...We've really sunk to a new low, fellas... and it's not in a good way.
