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[arminsrealwaifu]

[Eren, Armin & Mikasa, circa 845]

Eren: Tell him off, Armin! Assert yourself!

Armin: T-that's my bread!

Mikasa: Great, now let them have it.

Armin: You can have it!

[crystieladelasuiza]

Eren : I really like horses. They're cool.

Jean : You literally hate me.

Eren : You finally accepted that you're a horse.

[rinhoewns]

Y/N: Attention everyone! I have a big announcement!

Levi, smiling like an idiot beside Y/N: Yes, so guys at the back, especially you Eren, shut the fuck up.

Y/N: I'm happy to say that...

Hanji beside Erwin: This is gonna be amazing, the potion I made was a success!

Erwin: It better be, I've never seen Levi smile that.

Y/N: I'm finally marrying Bean!!

Levi: She's right- No wait, what did you say? Please repeat it.

Y/N, looking at Levi: I'm marrying Bean?

Levi: You mean me, you're marrying me.

Y/N: 👁👄👁

Hanji, tapping Erwin's shoulder: I got to run now commander, goodbye.

Levi: Hanji!!!!!! You fucking four eyes!!!

[arminsrealwaifu]

Kid Eren: Hey Armin, what starts with 'F' and ends with 'uck'?

Kid Armin, quickly: Fire truck.

Kid Eren: Fuck

Carla:

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Armin: I have a black belt.

Sasha: In what, Karate?

Armin: No, Gucci.

[arminsrealwaifu]

[Eren and Armin processing Mikasa's discharge papers.]

Nurse: What's your relationship with the patient?

Eren, stuttering uncontrollably: I-it's c-complicated...

Armin: 🤦🤦🤦

[arminsrealwaifu]

Eren: Do I look good on my new shirt?

Mikasa: I think it suits you.

Eren: Thanks, it'll look better on your floor.

Armin:

[arminsrealwaifu]

Armin: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you—

Eren: Mikasa's ti—