#aou rant

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Tony: Gets triggered and in his anxiety makes a mistake and uses the scepter to try to run his Ultron program. Did nothing on purpose. Takes full blame.

Wanda: Deliberately triggers Tony and lets him leave only because she knows she’s triggered him into doing something terrible. Did everything on purpose. Takes no blame.

Fandom: Tony’s such a villain. All hail Queen Wanda.

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Random but I’ve been thinking about it a lot lately how much I would have loved for Bobbi Morse to have been Clint’s wife in AOU. I remember not paying to much attention to rumors and spoilers for the film before seeing it, but when I heard he had a wife, it was a thought I had at the time.

Just thinking of that fact that we could have had that relationship along with besties Nat&Bobbi, while also having another female avenger on the team going into Civil War and Infinity War. Would have also opened up more opportunities for the show and films to have crossovers.

Then again there’s so many things about that film I would have wanted differently 🙄

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Wanda should actually have people trying to kill her. Like, we should see it on-screen. She got an entire movie to do atrocious things in the name of getting revenge on Tony for something Obadiah and a bunch of terrorists did. Why not watch her have to take responsibility for once? Where’s the parent of a Wakandan victim to try to take the life of the witch who blew up her son? Where’s the teenagers from Johannesburg teaming together to take down the woman who raged out the Hulk? Where’s the grieving person demanding justice for their dead loved one? Why is it only Tony?

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Those Who Have Previous Experience With Creating Non-Harmful AI With Crazy Levels of Intelligence and Power: Tony Stark

Those Responsible For Ultron, Either By Physical Involvement Or Mental Manipulation: Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Wanda Maximoff, The Mind Stone

Those Blamed For Ultron Despite Both Previous Experience and Having Been Mentally Manipulated By Someone Who Wanted Them to “Self-Destruct”: Tony Stark

Those Who Deserve the Blame: Wanda Maximoff... ...and i guess the mind stone

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Anti Twits: Wanda’s not to blame for what she did under Hydra; she didn’t know they were Nazis, so all the things she willingly, actively participated in aren’t her fault!!! It’s not like she could have said no and refused to do these things!!!

Those Same Twits: Tony is absolutely to blame for all those things he took literally no participation in, including the bombing of the Maximoffs’ home!!!

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Dumbasses: “JOHANNESBURG WAS OVER 300 MILES FROM THE ORIGINAL STARTING POINT STOP BLAMING WANDA UWU”

me, still waiting for these people to realize she just sent the Hulk rampaging through 300 miles of African land until he reached a major city: 

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"Vision isn't good because of Tony, he's good because of Bruce and Cho!"

Lol neither of them create AI. Science isn't one giant conglomeration of all possible skills, Janet. It's specialized.

Vision is good because Tony made him good. Duh.

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@hulkkink replied to your post: “when did joss whedon say he disliked tony? do you have a source?”

I am not someone’s personal google search, but a couple of easy finds are here:

where he says Tony Stark is insufferable and he likes writing about “the little guy versus the big faceless organization” lol wtf

and here:

where he not only says Ultron is only a creation of Tony’s (like. “with some help from Bruce Banner” oh and more help from the mind stone and wanda like. WHAT), he also proclaims Tony as “a hero gone wrong” and says Tony having an “unsolvable puzzle” has “made [him] crazy,” and that Tony’s “obsess[ed] with trying to create the perfect peace” like. It can’t get more obvious.

I can’t remember where I saw these, but they, too prove my point:

Not only does he say Steve and Tony are “definitely at odds” and that this controversy “existed before [Civil War],” he also calls Tony “a rockstar,” which sounds fine except he’s talking about the Tony who is part of the Avengers, at which point ppl should know him as more than that (yes, even Steve; if he’s “seen the news reports” then he should damn well have seen Tony’s acts of heroism as well as anything else).

Then there’s this winner right here:

Oh just Tony Stark “who definitely doesn’t get along with anybody.” Oh, okay.

tl;dr Joss Whedon clearly doesn’t like Tony Stark like. at all.