#ap litterbugs

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

i always get the feeling that one day i'm going to go visit my 12th grade english teacher and he's going to tell me that one of his students says that i talk about him on my blog all the time.

i don't trust you guys who follow me, that know me in real life.

don't trust you.

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

i just wrote a scene and then read it over only to find that it sounded like metaphorical sex.

then i sat back and smiled because my old english teacher would be so proud--especially because it totally fits with the theme of the scene as a whole and afjdlk i'm just having a proud moment right now guys.

mr. kohl has taught me well.

[shadetherusical]

Idk how many people that follow me actually go to my school, but I thought that I'd post this here anyways.

If you're friends with me on facebook, you saw this...

I'm doing an article in the paper about how we don't have any more agenda books and I have a couple of questions for people to answer... you can't answer this if you're a freshmen or a 2012 senior for obvious reasons... but yeah just reply to this or reblog it or do what you do... the more the merrier!! Thanks!

... and also if I don't know who you are, just say your name real quick ;)

1) Did you use your agenda book last year?

1.5) If you said no to the last question, where did you write down your homework, if at all?

2) Do you miss the agenda books this year?

3) Did you buy yourself an agenda book this year?

3.5) If you said no to the last question, where do you write your homework down, if at all?

[freshnybagel]

omg mr kohl ruined other teachers for me

seriously my history professor was giving us a writing assignment and was like "you need a catchy beginning...a question's a good way to start!"

and all i could think of was how mr kohl would hate her and say "NEVER START WITH A RHETORICAL QUESTION IT'S DUMB AND I'LL FAIL YOU." 

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

me: i feel like kohl just opened up my mind and showed me a whole new world

like he came over on a magic carpet that was actually a sweatervest and went "do you trust me?"

oh i trust you kohl

sam:

hahaha so now I will always see him as aladdin

me:

i can show you the subtextttttt

subtle, sexual, splendidddd

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

a note for the AP litterbugs of next year: if mr. kohl gives you a poem, and there is no author on the page, there is a 99% chance that he is the one who wrote it. 

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

kina: i am so bad at prom

I GET AN F IN PROM

victoria: me too xD

WE'RE BEING GRADED SHIT

I GET AN F TOO

kina: FACK

victoria: IS THERE SUMMER SCHOOL FOR THIS

CAN WE HAVE MR KOHL AGAIN

I'D LOVE TO HAVE HIM TEACH ME TO SLOW DANCE

I MEAN WHAT

kina: OH MY GOD

ADFJKLASJDLAK CAN HE TEACH ME A COURSE IN AFTERPROM

I M E A N W H A T

victoria: WHAT

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

Vader kills Obi-Wan, but Luke cannot seek revenge for the death of his mentor right away. Instead, the team travels to the rebel base where they plan to destroy the Death Star. Luke successfully completes the mission using the force to direct his attack and they all celebrate with cake and ice cream and party hats yay

Victoria