#kinoria

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

victoria: LIKE IMAGINE

A SHOW

ALMOST LIKE FAMILY GUY

JUST LIKE "THE STARKID SHOW!"

AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME

AND THEY'D MAKE POOP JOKES A LOT

AND PARENTS WOULD COMPLAIN 'CAUSE THEIR KIDS WOULD BE LIKE "HEY I WANNA WATCH THIS CARTOON THE COP FROM JESSIE AND THAT GAY KID FROM GLEE ARE IN IT" AND THEN IT'D BE LIKE OH MY GOD WHY ARE ANIMATED PENISES IN MY FACE

me: AJFDLKFAJSDLKASDJLKA

WHY

ARE

ANIMATED PENISES

OH MY GOD

[freshnybagel]

i'm surprised no one's just like "kina. victoria. why don't you guys just actually date. you do literally everything together."

literally we go on dates and everything.

the only difference between us and an actual couple is that we don't like make out and stuff.

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

kina: what happens if you punch a dementor in the mouth

victoria: well its mouth is just a gaping hole

so i dunno

kina: it can't kiss you if its mouth is around your fist.

victoria: it would probably grab your arm and pull your fist out of its mouth

kina: you don't think it would be startled for at least a second or two

victoria: dementors don't feel anything

kina: okay what happens if you throw ski balls in it.

vcitoria: ..............

now you're just being an asshole

kina: no

if i was being an asshole

i'd ask what happens if you put your dICK IN IT

victoria: .............

kina: DOES IT SUCK YOUR SOUL OUT THROUGH YOUR PENIS

victoria: ....................................................

kina: AWWW YEAHHH GIRL TAKE THAT SOUL DEEEEP

now i'm being an asshole.

victoria: ....................................................DO DEMENTORS HAVE GENDER?

i don't think they do........

kina: i wouldn't know i've never been intimate with one

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

victoria: KINA YOUR REACTION TO COOKIE BEING A BULLY IS NOT THE APPROPRIATE ONE

kina: you have clearly never seen me react to any suppoed-to-be-bully character ever

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

this ship sails itself.

me: ugh why do my 14-year-old RP characters get more action than i do

victoria: because you don't leave the house?

me: MY RP CHARACTERS ALWAYS GET SO MUCH ACTION

THIS IS PROOF THAT I AM CHARMING AS HELL

IS IT MY FACE

victoria: NO

me: IT'S MY FACE

victoria: NO IT'S NOT YOUR FACE IS CUTE SHUT UP

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

me: TURN AROUND

BRIGHT EYES

EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART

AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT

AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER

AND IF YOU ONLY HOLD ME TIGHT

WE'LL BE HOLDING ON FOREVER

AND WE'LL ONLY BE MAKING IT RIGHT

'CAUSE WE'LL NEVER BE WRONG

TOGETHER WE CAN TAKE IT TO THE END OF THE LINE

YOUR LOVE IS LIKE A SHADOW something something that rhymes idk but my st. berry feels

victoria: .....

u ok

me: no :"c

once upon a time there was light in my life

now there's only love in the dark, victoria.

victoria: i know that feel, bro

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

ugh i'm trying to do my eyebrows but i'm too distracted by how funny i am.

why do i say shit like this omg.

a special thanks to victoria for putting up with me.

~married~

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

on darren criss:

me: pRECIOUS BABY.

victoria: dishonor on you. dishonor on your cow.