you wanna chase the moon like fire

victoria. 29. still trying to figure out who exactly i am. harry potter, disney, avatar: the last airbender, steven universe, and any other fandoms i find myself in. have fun!

[sanscest69]

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

[seravph]

omg I just remembered that to love another person is to see the face of god

[carolsturka]

[godtiermeme]

Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.

smash or pass?

smash

pass

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2025

[depsidase]

[n0seferatu]

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

[n0seferatu]

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

[n0seferatu]

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

[retrogamingblog2]

[hermitollien]

[brionysea]

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

[sea-salted-wolverine]

yeah, it was after the part where Bob nearly kills his boss at the insurance company for denying claims

[buried-in-stardust]

Okay so I got Rednote because I heard about the whole migration thing and I never bothered to sign up before, and the cultural exchange has just been really fascinating

[buried-in-stardust]

Some sentiments I see from the Chinese side:

For a lot of people, it's the first time they've been able to directly interact with foreigners and make use of the mandatory English classes that they've been taking since elementary school

This is a special in moment in time, where the people in both countries can just converse and see just how similar they really are. Many people are staying up late to really get the most out of it because we don't know how long this can last

Lots of misconceptions being corrected, including but not limited to: Americans don't get period cramps, Christmas and Jesus are Korean, all Americans have big houses like on TV, work in the U.S. is easygoing

Finding similarities between parents, like asking if they're digging a hole to the U.S., or saying that when they were little they had to walk uphill to school in the snow both ways

Two things they were shocked by: cost of university (in China, the better the school, the less you pay), and learning about rural food deserts in the U.S. ("aren't they farmers?")

Lots of comparisons on the cost of rent/groceries/medical costs/salary/work hours etc, with the resulting sentiment that the common people everywhere really are the same and have a common enemy

Lots of them have changed their typing habits so that it's easier to machine translate and are now stuck with a sort of "translation accent" in their Chinese from reading so much machine translated Chinese

After the Americans joined, the quality of the posts have gone way up ("Rednote algorithm knows there's guests here and so is serving the best dishes now" / "Why has Rednote been hiding the good stuff? The guests are worthy but we aren't?")

Also there was a post asking Americans to post pics of their work lunches, but I think the Chinese users might've been disappointed by the comments, because half the comment section was pictures of empty hands ("Didn't have the time") or like. a cup of coffee

[di-kot-o-me]

[fireheartedpup]

This is the funniest threat we have ever received.

[karadin]

I welcome my Danish overlords

even though my ancestors didn't

[ryebreadgf]

’cold showers are actually much better for you’ I don’t care if they gave me the power to manipulate time. you can pry scorching hot showers out of my dead hands. and even if I got time manipulation powers I would just use them to take more hot showers. btw

[mosertone]

[time-traveling-fetus]

After being reprimanded for approving his clients' insurance claims, Bob Parr nearly kills his boss at Insuricare

The Incredibles (2004)

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[chemicalmoose]

What is your name?

Erica

Rita

Tina

Sandra

Mary

Jessica

Angela

Pamala

My name does not appear in the 1999 hit Mambo #5 by Lou Bega

Voting ended onAug 1, 2024

[yesornopolls]

Have you ever had an ultrasound done for non-pregnancy reasons?

Have you ever had an ultrasound done for non-pregnancy reasons?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 23, 2024

[mortimermcmirestinks]

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

[cipher-fresh]

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

[ceekari]

internet heiroglyphics

[troythecatfish]