#apartment squad

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Loic: New year, New me!

Loic:- burns off fingertips-

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Mingli: So, what do you do?

Chole: I'm a mom!

Mingli: Oh, cool I love moms. My.. oh fuck, I almost said my mom was a mom. Sorry this is my first time with the elevator stuck.

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Ipsae: *tries to get something from the top shelf*

Shen: You need help there?

Ipsae: how dARE YOU INSINUATE I NEED HELP. I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF REACHING THE TOP SHELF BY MYSELF. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Shen: Alright then.

Ipsae:

Ipsae: Well... maybe you could just push it to the front a little so it's easier to grab.

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Shen: Anything is art. A statue of Jesus made out of cigarette butts. Boom, I’m a millionaire.

Nari: That’s actually pretty good.

Shen: I know. I could call it “Holy Smokes”.

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Ipsae: I am very small.

Ipsae: And right now I have no money.

Ipsae: So you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.

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Jaeseok: Wait, how do you know that Shen is great in bed?

Nari: We're neighbors, so either he's amazing in bed or Ipsae just likes to agree with him a lot. Loudly, and a lot.

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Monroe: So, big plans this weekend?

Alice: Yep, I’m gonna sit alone in my apartment watching wedding fails on youtube, drinking margaritas through a twizzler straw until I pass out on top of my vibrator.

[squadtalk]

gator's problematic fave, probably: the

me: the???

gator's problematic fave, probably: THE-

gator's problematic fave, probably: THE FUCKIGN

gator's problematic fave, probably: B O N EPEOPLE

gator's problematic fave, probably: C H I R O PR A C TORS