1995: The Second Referendum
Quebec: that's it im done with asking permission to negotiate, it's separation time oui or non
Canada: [laughs] the last one was fine everything is fine everybody loves me and
Quebec: [wandering slowly over to the yes side]
Canada: and... and it's not like Quebec has been humiliated or anything by 15 years of negotiation with no results...
Quebec: [reaching out for a yes brochure]
Canada: ok that is it [turns up in montreal with a bunch of other provinces] QUEBEC
Canada: [grabs microphone] wE LOVE YOU AND WE WANT YOU TO STAY OKAY
Canada: THAT's WHY IM THROWING THIS HUGE RALLY FOR YOU
Canada: [drags the provinces on stages with "NO" signs] SEE LOOK EVERYONE'S COMING OUT FOR YOU
Quebec: okay then, interesting
Canada: [starts throwing money around helplessly] THIS IS THE ONLY THING I KNOW HOW TO DO IN A DESPERATE SITUATION
Quebec: I'm pretty sure throwing a rally is against the law but lol haha i guess we'll see how the vote comes out
Canada: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHHAHA HA AH AHH HA
Canada: YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME, JEAN TREMBLAY
Quebec: ........ [steaming]
Canada: HA HAHA HA [suddenly out of breath] haaaaaoooolly sh** that was close