Interview: What's your talent?
APH Italy: I make good pasta!
Interview: What else?
APH Italy: I eat it!
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Interview: What's your talent?
APH Italy: I make good pasta!
Interview: What else?
APH Italy: I eat it!
More autocorrect mistakes
I was talking to @asktheitalianempire when I got a funny to autocorrect. And was like this is so fun together with Luci’s dick/duck autocorrect. So we made a thing. hope you all enjoy
((THANK YOU FOR HELPING WITH WRITING FOR LUCI AGAIN))
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WHEN TROUBLES GATHER ROUND,
--- DON’T BEGIN TO FROWN ---
JUST PUT ON YOUR DANCIN’ SHOES AND DANCE THEM OUT OF TOWN!
{ art credit. written by hannah. }
Hanahaki Feliciano, cause I forgot to sign it the first time
what the fuck,,, i thought,, //i// was your boy friend,,,, not liKe i care or anything but ,, idk thats kind of,,
WELL U KNOW WHAT
FOR 1 I AM A HOMOSEXUAL
FOR 2 U ARE TSUN AF
FOR 3 I AM STILL A HOMOSEXUAL... U ARE A BOY....WHO IS A FRIEND OF MINE.... U ARE A FRIENDZONED BOY. GET OUT AND TAKE UR FEDORA W/ U
Caparezza's new CD is a collection of aph Italies headcanons and songs. If you understand Italian, try listening to "Figli d'Arte" and tell me if the lyrics do not fit Romano perfectly: "I want a father that hates everyone but me! I am the son of a man who blabs about world peace but does not love me He says we all are brothers, I have a thousand brothers He loves none of us He's fully alive on stage, but a zombie when he comes back home That man knows not what he wants: He gave me birth and shot himself That man loves me not, he doesn't give a fuck about me He loves you more than he's ever loved me." Instead, I keep listening to Comunque Dada thinking of Feli: "If a war breaks out, I'll run away. What Fatherland? I don't care. Put me in an uniform and I'll rip it off. I've got two bottles. Go fight, I'll pop em. Been a deserter all my life and proud of it. If you were like me, there'd be no war. I love art, I loathe national pride. I break the rules, you break your bones. So why don't you come with me?"
Where is that bastard?!
Ahhh! Look away, Feli!