Okay so I never post (like I literally have never made a post lol), but I became a Dan and Phil phan post-hard-launch, and I’ve been bingeing dnp content and edits nonstop (genuinely) for the past three months, and I just need to vent my thoughts out into the internet, namely… HOW did these two survive as a couple??
Like, I really mean that in a great way, because obviously they survived because they are actual soulmates (invisible thread theory, companions through life, knight of wands, etc etc…) But like… actually how???
First of all, I say all of this incoming rant with love for the phandom because I know it was only a small number of people doing toxic things, plus I am irrevocably one of y’all now, but like... they had millions of curious people all over them, basically harassing them about not only their sexuality but their relationship with each other; trolls leaking extremely private videos of things they never wanted shared; interviewers constantly trying to bully them into a corner, in order to admit what they were allegedly hiding…
Like… just the immense strain that this must’ve put on not only their mental health but their relationship… totally unimaginable. Dan and Phil, who’s the best man at your future wedding even though you’re not an out couple, Dan and Phil, what do you find hot about each other even though you’re not an out couple, Dan and Phil, how do you make it work even though you’re not an out couple… Answer all of that in front of a rabid audience, as well, if you please, because you owe us! Invasive as fuck, and yet, of COURSE people were interested, and how could they not be?? And they just… got through all that??? And came out the other side very much still in love??? Got through the whole thing while continually BEING in love, in fact??? Insane! Like, how does a couple survive that level of scrutiny?? Has any couple before, actually?? And like… in their early 20s, no less???
And then to continue to enjoy each other’s company at every turn regardless, all while choosing to prioritize and protect their own privacy and relationship above everything else, despite the incessant nagging to disclose more?? And to just… stay in their happy bubble together because they were just THAT strong as a couple??? Because they fell into it hard and fast, the whole time, never even labeled it because it was just… fact! (Phact!) It never needed labeling. It was strong enough from day one to just… be established and easy and… fate! (Phate!)
My goodness. Like… for any young celebrity (particularly a queer one) to come through such an intense level of hounding in one piece is astounding, but to do so, still holding the hand of your partner?? Who endured the same thing?? After sixteen YEARS of this??? And like, to actually still seem genuinely happy and in love???
And like… actually though… SIXTEEN YEARS??? Are you kidding me? Sixteen years of that scrutiny, that harassment, that bullying. Sixteen years!! And they just… survived?!!?! By all accounts even THRIVED as a couple?????
This is unparalleled levels of soulmate, this phan thing. I do not exaggerate when I say that it blows my mind. Boggles it, even. These two are magnetic entertainers for so, so, so many reasons, but one of the biggest (for me at least) is that that kind of utterly fated love is absolutely, devastatingly addictive to watch. These two are soulmates, and seeing soulmates be soulmates heals people in a way that can’t be overstated. I’m not saying that they or their relationship are perfect, obviously, and thank goodness for that. But, flaws and all, that level of undeniable, visible, obvious love… it’s mesmerising and beautiful and I cannot look away. These two are truthfully meant to be, because like… who the fuck else could’ve survived this but literal, actual soulmates????
Anyways. All of this post is probably offensive nonsense, but whatever. Sixteen years. I mean, my goodness. I’m done, but like… wow. Like… actual soulmates. So yeah, anyways, I'm fucked for life but happy to be here.