Aph Fighting Headcanons: Russia/Ivan
Ivan never ‘learnt’ to fight, so he’s not a very skilled fighter. He’s good at using brute strength so heavy, blunt weapons like his metal pipe are best suited to him. And he doesn’t really know how to fight with a sword or a gun.
But Ivan is a scary guy to fight regardless of skill. Imagine being sized up by this big guy, yielding a metal pipe and emanating such a dangerous aura. Anyone getting into a fight with this guy either didn’t mean to get in a fight or is an idiot.
He initially fought out of necessity and still fights with the same basic outlook. His sole aim in a fight is to make sure the other person isn’t getting up. So how does he do that? Well hit them hard, of course. And that he does, one hit from Ivan and most people are out for the count.
Yet his movements are clunky and in a fight he’ll typically stand in one place. He doesn’t move fast. But he can take a hit. It takes a lot to actually hurt Ivan , blame it on his childhood, but most of the time, getting hit will only make him angry.
And have fun getting near him when he’s annoyed. Any close range attacks are likely to fail. And if you manage to get close enough to land a hit, it better be a strong one.
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