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Kids about the scare the fuck out of their father

FBI: Why are you sulking?

NASA: *Beginning to rant* Someone said Pluto isn't a planet, can you believe the stupidity-

FBI: But it's not a planet-

NASA: You're dead to me now.

Marine: I’m quick at math.

NASA: Okay. What’s 43 x 56?

Marine: 98.

NASA: What? That’s not even remotely close!

Marine: But it was quick.

FBI: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of the items you’ve lost throughout your life.

D.C: It would be nice to get my since of purpose back.

America: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Confederacy: My will to live! I haven’t seen that in over 156 years!

NSA: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

CIA: Mental stability, my old friend!!

NASA: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

NSA: NASA won’t come out of her room.

CIA: Just tell her I said something stupid.

NSA: Like what?

CIA: Something factually incorrect.

NASA: *Storming into the room* Did you just say that the sun is a fucking planet!?!?!

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