#aph orkney

[marraiwa]

i don't know which flag for northern ireland to use is more correct - the ulster banner or st. patrick's saltire so just in case i'm sorry

[doueverwonder]

*after the Squad has been separated for a few years* 

Greenland: So what have you been up to recently? 

Faroe: Leading a revolution with Orkney. 

Greenland: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob. 

Faroe, nodding: Oh, how cool! That's awesome! 

Greenland: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Caithness? 

Faroe: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Iceland? 

Greenland: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Shetland? 

Faroe: Cult leader. 

Greenland: Yeah, that sounds about right.

[ask-sister-norway]

Do you have children? Could you tell about them?

[pvffinsdaisies]

in 1472

Norway: Denmark?

Norway: do you know where Shetland and Orkney are?

Denmark: well-

Denmark: i kinda…

Denmark: gave them to scotland

Norway: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT-?

Denmark: I WANTED TO MAKE A FRIEND!

[realaphscotlandquotes]

Orkney, being tucked into bed: Can we go to a haunted house this year?

Scotland: What’s wring with the one we live in?

Orkney: WHAT?!

Scotland: Goodnight dear.

[doueverwonder]

Shetland: Wait, where's Ailsa? She loves Dungeons and Dragons.

Orkney: I thought Ida invited her.

Faroe: Well I thought Ari invited her.

Iceland: and I thought Sia invited her.

Greenland: and I never invited her.

[doueverwonder]

who are Norway's kids?

Shetland - Fiona Orkney - Bodil Faroe - Ida Caithness - Ailsa Iceland - Ari Greenland - Aputsiak Vinland - Dagny (deceased)

They all have different human mothers, except for Shetland & Orkney who have the same mother; and Greenland who's mother was a Inuit personification.

As of modern day none of Norway's kids live with him, Shetland, Orkney, & Caithness live with Scotland. Faroe and Greenland live with Denmark; and Iceland is obviously independent.

[doueverwonder]

Do you have any hcs for other misc grandkids of Germania ?

Hey anon, sorry this has taken me 3 days. I wasn't sure exactly what you meant but this so I have not one, but two forms of answer for you.

Answer 1. All of Germania's grandkids (in age order, including human names, and parent [that is Germania's kid])

Shetland - Fiona (Norway)

Orkney - Bodil (Norway)

Faroe - Ida (Norway)

Caithness - Ailsa (Norway)

Iceland - Ari (Norway)

Greenland - Aputsiak 'Sia' (Norway)

Vinland - Dagny [deceased] (Norway)

Åland - Kirsi (Sweden)

Kalmar Union - Karl [deceased] (Denmark)

Canada - Mathieu (England)

USA - Alfred (England)

New Netherlands - Otto [deceased] (Netherlands)

New Sweden - Johan [deceased] (Sweden)

Liechtenstein - Liesl (Austria)

Australia - Jack (England)

Germany - Ludwig (Austria/Prussia)

Luxembourg - Henri (Belgium)

New Zealand - Liam (England)

Austria-Hungary - Edith [deceased] (Austria)

Sealand - Peter (England)

Freetown Christiania - Benedikte (Denmark)

Kugelmugel - Franz (Austria)

Ladonia - Arvid (Sweden)

(there are definitely more that could be in this list but for now they're who I have)

Answer 2. actual hc, about them interacting with each other.

Tbh its a good thing Germania isn't alive, bc sleepovers at grandpas would be insane with this group.

You know how with cousins there is absolutely the age gap groups? The group that gets to sit at the adult table first vs the group that's gonna be at the kids table for the next decade?

group 1 is Fiona to Dagny

group 2 is Mathieu to Liesl

group 3 is Jack to Edith

and group 4 is Peter to Arvid

Karl and Kirsi got to be their own group :p (too young for the viking age cousins, too old for the America's cousins (and brother))

they have a stupid tradition when they play board games at family reunions to leave 5 extra settings(?) for the game out.

They throw stuff at each other at UN meetings.

Half of them don't understand each other even if they're all speaking the same language. (Henri stopped trying to understand a single word from Jack years ago)

Because of travel and stuff they didn't see each other regularly until like 50 years ago.

Now they rarely go 2 months without a full blown get together.

Norways kids, so Fiona to Sia, claim absolute reign as the eldest kid :)

The elders have gotten in trouble multiple times for sneaking the youngers out

Benedikte technically only has one older sibling, and Karl is obviously not around anymore. So Norways kids are basically her surrogate siblings <3

Henri! is the only only child in the group! He's got only child habits! his cousins are hellbent on getting rid of those!