Pfft, I just realized how hilarious the whole ‘Hartford is trying to be edgy’ thing will be in the kingdom au.
He’s retainer to Aaron. Along with Angel.
H: I am a royal retainer. My life is a harsh and unending whirlwind of expect-
P: (mimicking him in a high pitched voice and arm movements) I am a loser. My life is pain and torture and yadda yadda yadda free cake!
A: See, this is why we don’t meet new people. You two would ruin any semblance of ‘cool’ this kingdom has...











